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These people have to have the worst lives.

I watched fricking Trading Places with a chick the other night and she was like, "oh my god did no one ever say anything about these offensives caricatures?" Look, bitch, just watch the movie and maybe it might actually align with your views if you don't have knee-jerk reactions.

Triggered by Ace Ventura in 2017.

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An SJW revisits "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
I watched fricking Trading Places with a chick the other night and she was like, "oh my god did no one ever say anything about these offensives caricatures?" Look, bitch, just watch the movie and maybe it might actually align with your views if you don't have knee-jerk reactions.

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Kick this broad to the curb

Somebody should call that reviewer on his or her insensitivity.

Einhorn/Finkle sexually assaulted Ace but he's the victim here?!?

Counterpoint: shite like that makes it even funnier.

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Hey, Ace. Got any more of that gum?

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That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

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Really, though, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective's insensitivity toward animals and the mentally ill is peanuts compared to its contempt for LGBT people. After hunting down all potential suspects rocking the 1984 AFC Championship ring (one of whom Ace inspects while standing beside him at a urinal, and who prances after Ace with arms aflutter expecting a hookup), the “pet dick,” as he's often called, realizes Finkle's been in his midst all along. Turns out Finkle is now Lois Einhorn (Sean Young), the local, libidinous police lieutenant who derides Ace when she's not sticking her tongue down his and everyone else's throats. At the time of this movie's release, Ace's revelation was played entirely for laughs, but seen today, it's basically horrifying. “Finkle is Einhorn!” Ace declares to himself. “Einhorn is a man!” With that, Ace, remembering that Einhorn pinned him on her desk and gave him sloppy kisses, goes into a violent burst of queer panic, purging in the toilet, loading his mouth with toothpaste, taking a plunger to his face, purging some more, burning his clothes, and finally crying naked in the shower, all to the tune of Boy George's “The Crying Game.” Spying the pre-op trans woman the next day, Ace, still loading his mouth with chewing gum as a disinfectant, notes that “the gun” that was “digging into [his] hip” during the pair's make-out session was in fact a penis, and he shudders madly at the thought.

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God, I'm glad Hillary lost. Trump isn't going to make all of my dreams come true, but a Hillary presidency would have taken us further down this road.

What an absolutely miserable human being. I'm glad you left the link out. I don't want to give that person a click.