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re: American Horror Story; S3. E6 "The Axeman Cometh"
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:08 pm to La Place Mike
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:08 pm to La Place Mike
What is this weird Ax Man crap?
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:08 pm to iluvdatiger
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:09 pm to ladytiger118
Yeah I was about to ask if NOLA had an axe murder in 1919
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:10 pm to La Place Mike
quote:
Hell, March 13, 1919
Esteemed Mortal:
They have never caught me and they never will. They have never seen me, for I am invisible, even as the ether that surrounds your earth. I am not a human being, but a spirit and a demon from the hottest hell. I am what you Orleanians and your foolish police call the Axeman.
When I see fit, I shall come and claim other victims. I alone know whom they shall be. I shall leave no clue except my bloody axe, besmeared with blood and brains of he whom I have sent below to keep me company.
If you wish you may tell the police to be careful not to rile me. Of course, I am a reasonable spirit. I take no offense at the way they have conducted their investigations in the past. In fact, they have been so utterly stupid as to not only amuse me, but His Satanic Majesty, Francis Josef, etc. But tell them to beware. Let them not try to discover what I am, for it were better that they were never born than to incur the wrath of the Axeman. I don‘t think there is any need of such a warning, for I feel sure the police will always dodge me, as they have in the past. They are wise and know how to keep away from all harm.
Undoubtedly, you Orleanians think of me as a most horrible murderer, which I am, but I could be much worse if I wanted to. If I wished, I could pay a visit to your city every night. At will I could slay thousands of your best citizens, for I am in close relationship with the Angel of Death.
Now, to be exact, at 12:15 (earthly time) on next Tuesday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is:
I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it on Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.
Well, as I am cold and crave the warmth of my native Tartarus, and it is about time I leave your earthly home, I will cease my discourse. Hoping that thou wilt publish this, that it may go well with thee, I have been, am and will be the worst spirit that ever existed either in fact or realm of fancy.
The Axeman [7]
So the letter happened IRL.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:12 pm to Aspercel
I'm watching this episode in my room with the lights out.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:12 pm to ladytiger118
Such weird fricking long haired bitch
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:13 pm to Cajun Revolution
Wut is she giving them to drink?
"White girl sorority sisters to cover my arse"
"White girl sorority sisters to cover my arse"
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:14 pm to ladytiger118
quote:
So the letter happened IRL
Yep
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:16 pm to ladytiger118
So Fiona is Sookie Stackhouse now??
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:18 pm to La Place Mike
I wonder if Fiona knows when she will die?
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:19 pm to itawambadog
I'm wondering that too.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:20 pm to ladytiger118
frick this long haired count
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:20 pm to Cajun Revolution
She gonna smell nice
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:22 pm to Aspercel
I'm sorry. She is the only character I hate on this show.
Don't mean to offend
Don't mean to offend
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:23 pm to Cajun Revolution
Violet was amazing in S1.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 9:25 pm to ladytiger118
Axeman raised hell in Gretna. Shout out!
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