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Achilles vs Theokoles, Who would win?

Posted on 11/11/15 at 6:26 pm
Posted by Antpile Tea Bagger
Lousiana
Member since Oct 2015
729 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 6:26 pm
Movie Troy version of Achilles (who isn't mostly invincible, just an amazing fighter)

Vs
Spartacus series Theokoles

Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 6:35 pm to
Are we talking about prime Theokoles who dominated Oenomaus the washed up, scarred, riches and glory-spoiled version that got housed on Blood and Sand?
This post was edited on 11/11/15 at 6:36 pm
Posted by Barney Rubble
Hattiesburg MS
Member since Oct 2010
825 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 6:41 pm to
I can't help but think Achilles would do something similar to Theokoles that he did to the other giant guy he faced at the beginning of the movie after he woke up hungover and a night of enjoying the local women. Maybe not, but that's what I immediately thought of.
Posted by 5 Deep
Crawford Boxes
Member since Jul 2010
21546 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 6:56 pm to
Is there no one else?
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18961 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 7:03 pm to
The second guy. I haven't seen whatever it is he is in, but he wins, because Troy was a steaming pile of shite.
Posted by Antpile Tea Bagger
Lousiana
Member since Oct 2015
729 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 7:17 pm to
Prime Theokoles?
Does it matter?
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27608 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Troy was a steaming pile of shite.


Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45086 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Troy was a steaming pile of shite


This is why no one will remember your name.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18568 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 8:39 pm to
Depends on weapons and armor.
Posted by Antpile Tea Bagger
Lousiana
Member since Oct 2015
729 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:48 pm to
Achilles wins with no armor
Achilles wins with both having armor
Achilles wins with both using single sword
Achilles win with Theokoles using 2 swords, and Achilles using sword and shield.

Achilles wins with both fighting in the nude using amputated cow tail whips as weapons.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51678 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 10:38 pm to
Achilles would Oberyn Martell that shite without getting caught at the end
Posted by Antpile Tea Bagger
Lousiana
Member since Oct 2015
729 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:32 am to
Yup.


I was so mad when oberyn died
Posted by ColeLSU
Member since Jul 2008
5856 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:51 pm to
Achilles, easily. He barely even got out of bed for giant dude at beginning of movie, then bitch slapped Hector later on just cuz he felt like it.

Theokoles would swing and miss, then lose his head...
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41199 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

Troy was a steaming pile of shite.


book was better
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24034 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:31 pm to
Bronze swords vs. steel swords?
Posted by Antpile Tea Bagger
Lousiana
Member since Oct 2015
729 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 6:44 pm to
Have you seen blood and sand?

Theokoles was unbeatable.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 7:06 pm to
They made a book out of that film?
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11636 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 9:33 pm to
Yeah. But they made the right decision and killed Orlando Bloom.
Posted by Antpile Tea Bagger
Lousiana
Member since Oct 2015
729 posts
Posted on 11/14/15 at 6:41 pm to
He's an elf bra, can't die
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