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a short, spoiler-free review of Star Wars: TFA (seriously)

Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:21 am
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48704 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:21 am
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I promised that there would be no spoilers, and I’ll honor that, but let me tell you how I felt about The Force Awakens without giving anything away.

It’s Star Wars.

Let me clarify. It feels like Star Wars…the original Star Wars. I enjoy (most) of the prequels, but honestly, they don’t feel right. they’re too…computerized and false most of the time. It’s like New Coke compared to Coca-Cola Classic, sure it’s okay, but it’s just not the same. The Force Awakens feels like the original trilogy does. Yes, the tech to make the movie is better, but it has the same tone and vibe as the originals! I was not only satisfied, I was happy with and blown away by how it turned out.


I still have another week or so before I can get away to watch it (2 year old and shite) but man, reading things like this make the wait see longer than it should be.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:31 am to
It sucks and not just because of all the pc indoctrination. The tone is not serious enough to feel like the original trilogy. It's a kid movie with two scenes a little too graphic for kids.

Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:57 am to
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It sucks and not just because of all the pc indoctrination. The tone is not serious enough to feel like the original trilogy. It's a kid movie with two scenes a little too graphic for kids.
Posted by nino2469
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2004
5526 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:58 am to
It doesn't suck, it's a very good movie and did capture the feel of the original trilogy
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:59 am to
I know. I'm laughing at that guy.
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50337 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:02 am to
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It sucks and not just because of all the pc indoctrination.


Tell me about it, they just HAD to have a wookie in a main role

Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
77929 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:08 am to
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It sucks and not just because of all the pc indoctrination.


Jesus Christ. They are in business to make money. How do you make money? Mass appeal. How best to do mass appeal? Try to appeal to different races and cultures.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:11 am to
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It's a kid movie


you dumbshit

of course all Star Wars movies will appeal to kids. But this movie was actually a little darker than the originals.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115476 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:14 am to
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It sucks and not just because of all the pc indoctrination.


Any time a minority is cast in a major role: PC indoctrination.

Got it. They can never get a role on their own merits. Not racist at all...
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:19 am to
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I still have another week or so before I can get away to watch it (2 year old and shite) but man, reading things like this make the wait see longer than it should be.


It was an excellent movie. But if I were you I'd probably stay away from this thread (even though you stared it) until you see the movie. And probably away from any others about the movie on this board. It only takes one guy to spoil things for you before an admin catches it or the spoiler himself deletes it.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56255 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:43 am to
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Jesus Christ. They are in business to make money. How do you make money? Mass appeal. How best to do mass appeal? Try to appeal to different races and cultures.
Droid, please!
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