What would you rather to to your most hated team?

If you could control their fate, would you prefer to make them perpetual doormats or perpetual bridesmaids?

Doormats is tempting but it would get boring after a few years. Might be more fun to make them fall just short. I'll use the gumps as an example. Instead of 10 straight losing seasons, imagine 10 straight seasons where they lose the Iron Bowl with the West title on the line. I think that might be more enjoyable.

Or if you're a Red Sox fan, the Yankees losing the last game of the regular season every year and missing the wild card by one game.

ETA: Which team would you torment, and which fate?