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What type of depressed sports fan are you?
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:27 pm
The 20 Types of Depressed sports fans
Funny read, and we all know people exactly how the article is describing them.
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1. The Fan Who Punches a Wall This guy (and it’s almost certainly going to be a guy) reacts to a devastating loss with physical violence. Usually that comes in the form of a wall-punch, though occasionally he’ll mix in a double-palmed coffee table slam or a pulverized remote control. This will be followed by an uncomfortable silence as everyone slowly inches away from him. Eventually, somebody may try to break the tension by offering him a drink or complimenting his Ed Hardy shirt. Your level of amusement with this fan’s antics will be directly correlated to whether you’re watching the game at his house or yours.
quote:guilty as charged
16. The Fan Who Suddenly Has to go for a Walk This fan responds to adversity by removing himself from the situation. Sometimes, this will be accompanied by a hurried explanation. Often, he’ll just quietly get up and leave. You may or may not ever see him again. If you find yourself watching an important game with this fan and he announces that he's leaving, let him go. Do not try to talk him into staying. There’s a reason he doesn't trust himself to be around other human beings right now. You do not want to find out what that reason is.
This post was edited on 5/22/13 at 3:34 pm
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:28 pm to 225bred
MOAR GERMANIC THREADS FOR THE MSB!!!
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:29 pm to 225bred
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2. The Single F-Bomb Fan
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6. The “Why?” Fan
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:30 pm to 225bred
Not only is it Germans, but fricking Shuke beat you to it
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:30 pm to 225bred
a german one
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:31 pm to craigbiggio
Meh, I've never seen it and I'm sure others haven't either. DWI.
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:31 pm to 225bred
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17. The Fan Who Isn’t There Because He Only Watches Big Games at Home Alone
You won’t see this fan because he's politely declined your invitation to watch the game with a group. He takes sports more seriously than friendship or camaraderie or even basic human interaction, which is to say that he has his priorities straight. (Side note: This fan’s absence also might be related to that one time that he was the Might Be Crying Fan.)
You may get a text message or two from this fan as the game goes on. More likely, you won’t. Once the game is over and the magnitude of the disaster has become clear, be a good friend and phone in a police wellness check.
I don't to be around anyone
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:33 pm to TulaneUVA
I have to admit the giant German flag as I clicked on the thread is pretty funny.
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:34 pm to Augustus
yeah, just thought I'd get it out the way for the repost police
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:45 pm to 225bred
Its like fricking Stalingrad on this board with all the damn Germans.
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:48 pm to TulaneUVA
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17. The Fan Who Isn’t There Because He Only Watches Big Games at Home Alone
You won’t see this fan because he's politely declined your invitation to watch the game with a group. He takes sports more seriously than friendship or camaraderie or even basic human interaction, which is to say that he has his priorities straight. (Side note: This fan’s absence also might be related to that one time that he was the Might Be Crying Fan.)
You may get a text message or two from this fan as the game goes on. More likely, you won’t. Once the game is over and the magnitude of the disaster has become clear, be a good friend and phone in a police wellness check.
I don't to be around anyone
This is me too; if I'm not at the game and it's a big one, i should just be alone
Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:56 pm to Buckeye06
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This post was edited on 4/3/23 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 5/22/13 at 4:05 pm to Buckeye06
I'm 17 and 18 for sure
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