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Watching sports with idiots hurts my soul
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:38 pm
I'm in my bedroom during halftime. I can't fricking take much more of this. I have a handful of people in my house watching the game. shite I've heard from some of these troglodytes during the 1st half. I couldn't make this shite up...
- "Manning is the oldest player in NFL history." Me: No he's not (I show them on my phone that Blanda was 48 at retirement). Person doesn't believe me.
- "What's it called when the other team tackles you in the other teams endzone?" (note: I had to explain the term endzone for him to actually use the word...he said something like in your own colored area or some dumbass shite)
- "I've been rooting for North Carolina all year."
- "But I remember Manning winning those Super Bowls in the 90s!" (after CBS showed a graphic that he was 1-3 in Super Bowls so far)
- My idiot brother: Where are they playing the Super Bowl? Me: Santa Clara, just outside San Francisco. My idiot brother: Which team plays there? Me: San Francisco you idiot.
- "Oh, red flag on the field. That means someone's ejected?"
- During a Carolina punt from their own 25 or so: Him: Will they fake it? Me: No. Him: Well, they might onside kick it like I saw a couple weeks ago.
- "Manning is the oldest player in NFL history." Me: No he's not (I show them on my phone that Blanda was 48 at retirement). Person doesn't believe me.
- "What's it called when the other team tackles you in the other teams endzone?" (note: I had to explain the term endzone for him to actually use the word...he said something like in your own colored area or some dumbass shite)
- "I've been rooting for North Carolina all year."
- "But I remember Manning winning those Super Bowls in the 90s!" (after CBS showed a graphic that he was 1-3 in Super Bowls so far)
- My idiot brother: Where are they playing the Super Bowl? Me: Santa Clara, just outside San Francisco. My idiot brother: Which team plays there? Me: San Francisco you idiot.
- "Oh, red flag on the field. That means someone's ejected?"
- During a Carolina punt from their own 25 or so: Him: Will they fake it? Me: No. Him: Well, they might onside kick it like I saw a couple weeks ago.
This post was edited on 2/7/16 at 7:40 pm
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:40 pm to The Quiet One
Women are the worst to watch games with sometimes.
Not ALL women, but most.
Not ALL women, but most.
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:41 pm to ACL11190
In this case, most of these comments are from my dipshit brother.
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:42 pm to ACL11190
Women I watch the super bowl with only really care about the commercials, and since women don't naturally have a sense of humor, they laugh at every commercial because they were told by their friends at work that super bowl commercials are "always funny"
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:42 pm to The Quiet One
I feel for you - I stayed home to watch it - nothing worse than watching a game with idiots
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:42 pm to The Quiet One
Jesus Christ y'all are related by blood?
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:42 pm to The Quiet One
maybe he has the ghey? seems like a real alpha male would know these things.
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:43 pm to DrSteveBrule
I've always thought super bowl commercials were overated as frick
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:44 pm to The Quiet One
I have a theory about your brother. Did he like the halftime show?
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:44 pm to plazadweller
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Jesus Christ y'all are related by blood?
I ask myself this very same question.
We have the same Dad. Apparently my dad fricked a washing machine or something.
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:45 pm to The Quiet One
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:45 pm to The Quiet One
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(note: I had to explain the term endzone for him to actually use the word...he said something like in your own colored area or some dumbass shite)
Are you deployed currently and hanging with the natives?, because this makes no sense.
Are you talking about an actual guy?
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:45 pm to The Quiet One
Burn the house down.
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:47 pm to The Quiet One
I never watch big games with groups of people.
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:48 pm to Hoodoo Man
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Burn the house down.
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:48 pm to The Quiet One
He's 1-2 in the Super Bowl. Who's the idiot now?
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:49 pm to The Quiet One
You should just be giving him shite for being an idiot. Why does it make you mad?
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