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Trent Dilfer and Matt Hasselbeck look the same to me

Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:03 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120260 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:03 am
Cant tell these white people apart
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112312 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:05 am to
Add in Tim hasslebeck



Im writing a fanfic about Tim getting extremely jealous of his more attractive and successful brother coming in and taking his ESPN job.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120260 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:06 am to
But tim is banging liz hasselbeck. So advantage hin
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112312 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:08 am to
quote:

But tim is banging liz hasselbeck. So advantage hin


I'm not saying that Matt is secretly banging Liz hasslebeck

But at the very least Tim wakes up in night sweats in fear of walking in on Matt banging Liz. Matt is living his life, just with much more success
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145147 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:14 am to
All white people look the same to the police
This post was edited on 10/9/16 at 10:14 am
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52604 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 11:23 am to
I'm pretty sure Dilfer is also the Giants head coach in disguise.
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88727 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 11:48 am to
But does Randy Moss look like Charles Woodsen
This post was edited on 10/9/16 at 11:54 am
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6928 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 12:36 pm to
Let's be honest; these guys are all so similar, forgettable, and just uninteresting that you could roll out a guy named Tim Dilferback and replace any single one of them without anyone noticing or caring.

It'll be the same way in 10 years when you can do the same with Brandon Wheeden/Derek Anderson/Brook Osweiler if they go into commentary.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:08 pm to
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All white people look the same to the police




You actually had to edit that joke?

Stupid aggy
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

But tim is banging liz hasselbeck. So advantage hin


She's into DP
Posted by yat70458
Member since Sep 2007
504 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:43 pm to
yeah, they all look alike.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83459 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

All white people look the same to the police

Yeah, innocent
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 10/9/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Cant tell these white people apart


That's racist.

And some of my best friends are bald, caucasian, former NFL quarterbacks who bounced around the league before finding their groove as studio analysts.

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