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Tips On Growing a Hockey Mullet

Posted on 7/13/15 at 4:36 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 4:36 pm
I'm suffering a slump with the ladies. I know Jaromir Jagr was a chick magnet and he had some righteous flow in the early 90's. What's the best way to get that awesomeness? I think this could turn things around for me.
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5026 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 4:54 pm to
the tip is not to cut your hair for a long time, and just trim up your bangs
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:00 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 6:28 pm
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31131 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:16 pm to
1) Don't cut hair

2) ????

3) Profit
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:18 pm to
Don't cut your hair, don't wash your hair, grease your hair, and wah lah you now have grungy hair that can scare off the ladies
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Don't cut your hair, don't wash your hair, grease your hair, and wah lah you now have grungy hair that can scare off the ladies


No I don't want to scare off the ladies. I want to get laid. I think a mullet will separate me from the guidos.
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:25 pm to
If you are worried about the guidos then I would suggest hanging out at different places.

Anyways with tinder and other things how is it hard to find someone to bang?
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
8584 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 6:48 pm to
Watch this video for some tips.

Glorious Flow

Posted by LL012697
Member since May 2013
3963 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 6:54 pm to
I've actually done this before, it's not as popular with the ladies as you think. I'm sure it would work a lot better if you were a pro hockey player
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