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Taking suggestions to help the Astros bats find the baseball-All suggestions welcome

Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:11 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:11 pm
Suggestion #1:


Call in ex-Astros great Moises Alou and have him whip his thing out and piss on everyone's hands before the game.

ETA: Voo-doo shite also accepted.
This post was edited on 10/18/17 at 8:22 pm
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10135 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:13 pm to
Show them footage of the flooding aftermath and let them know that these are the people they are shitting on when they choose to play like quitters.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:13 pm to
Tonya Harding
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

Tonya Harding


Hmmm, I'm not sure where you're going with this, but I like it.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33484 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:15 pm to
All of the 1st 3 work for me. Or maybe Bagwell can take one for the team and let all the current guys play with his new wife.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41195 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

have him whip his thing out and piss on everyone's hands before the game.



Do you know how, I know you went to A&M?
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28059 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:15 pm to
Sacrifice a live chicken and vodka to joboo

Ask Joboo to take fear from Bats.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95633 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:17 pm to
Live chicken, not a bucket of KFC.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71105 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Sacrifice a live chicken and vodka to joboo

Ask Joboo to take fear from Bats.



They could take Jesus Christ as their savior instead of messing with all that stuff.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28059 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

They could take Jesus Christ as their savior instead of messing with all that stuff.


Ahhh, Hayzues, i know him well, but he not help hit curveball.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:18 pm to
We need to cut the head off a live rooster.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83471 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:18 pm to
They need to just drop their back shoulders and swing up
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145165 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:21 pm to
You saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:23 pm to
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WestCoastAg






One of the all-time great baseball movies.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28059 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

You saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?


Ok, let's not start a holy war here.
Posted by Suck Out West
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Dec 2006
5932 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:24 pm to
Jesus Christ would destroy a curve ball sending it flying over the train. No doubt about it.
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:26 pm to
Another epic Choke job by the Astros.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:26 pm to
Their coaches just need to tell them to keep their eye on the ball. Worked for me in little league.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28059 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:29 pm to


Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Show them footage of the flooding aftermath and let them know that these are the people they are shitting on when they choose to play like quitters.


It's sports dude. Take a chill pill.
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