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Taking suggestions to help the Astros bats find the baseball-All suggestions welcome
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:11 pm
Suggestion #1:
Call in ex-Astros great Moises Alou and have him whip his thing out and piss on everyone's hands before the game.
ETA: Voo-doo shite also accepted.
Call in ex-Astros great Moises Alou and have him whip his thing out and piss on everyone's hands before the game.
ETA: Voo-doo shite also accepted.
This post was edited on 10/18/17 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:13 pm to tiggerthetooth
Show them footage of the flooding aftermath and let them know that these are the people they are shitting on when they choose to play like quitters.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:14 pm to Mr.Perfect
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Tonya Harding
Hmmm, I'm not sure where you're going with this, but I like it.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:15 pm to Mr.Perfect
All of the 1st 3 work for me. Or maybe Bagwell can take one for the team and let all the current guys play with his new wife.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:15 pm to tiggerthetooth
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have him whip his thing out and piss on everyone's hands before the game.
Do you know how, I know you went to A&M?
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:15 pm to Mr.Perfect
Sacrifice a live chicken and vodka to joboo
Ask Joboo to take fear from Bats.
Ask Joboo to take fear from Bats.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:17 pm to SeeeeK
Live chicken, not a bucket of KFC.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:17 pm to SeeeeK
quote:
Sacrifice a live chicken and vodka to joboo
Ask Joboo to take fear from Bats.
They could take Jesus Christ as their savior instead of messing with all that stuff.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:18 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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They could take Jesus Christ as their savior instead of messing with all that stuff.
Ahhh, Hayzues, i know him well, but he not help hit curveball.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:18 pm to tiggerthetooth
We need to cut the head off a live rooster.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:18 pm to tiggerthetooth
They need to just drop their back shoulders and swing up
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:21 pm to SeeeeK
You saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:23 pm to WestCoastAg
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WestCoastAg
One of the all-time great baseball movies.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:24 pm to WestCoastAg
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You saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Ok, let's not start a holy war here.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:24 pm to WestCoastAg
Jesus Christ would destroy a curve ball sending it flying over the train. No doubt about it.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:26 pm to tiggerthetooth
Another epic Choke job by the Astros.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:26 pm to tiggerthetooth
Their coaches just need to tell them to keep their eye on the ball. Worked for me in little league.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:29 pm to ZIGG
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Show them footage of the flooding aftermath and let them know that these are the people they are shitting on when they choose to play like quitters.
It's sports dude. Take a chill pill.
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