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re: Samantha Ponder is very, very average

Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:18 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:18 pm to
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Fwiw, of the four listed I'd go with Hartung 10/10 times

You would get someone that looks like Ponder 0/10 times.
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88765 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:20 pm to
That's a good question, haven't seen her all year
Posted by bermelo31
Member since Mar 2009
98 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:26 pm to
I've fricked better looking girls at LSU. After all, she's a solid 7. A dime a dozen.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:27 pm to
quote:


I've fricked better looking girls at LSU. After all, she's a solid 7. A dime a dozen.

Doubtful. You're probably still s virgin.
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
8971 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:29 pm to
Ponder is fine as frick.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:30 pm to
I am still surprised her husband made it to the NFL

I played against Chris Ponder in high school. He wasn't even in the upper tier of QBs in our own district let alone the country. He wasn't even honorable mention all district QB. No idea what Florida State saw in him. No idea what the NFL saw in him.
Posted by bucknut15
Columbus
Member since Nov 2015
721 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:31 pm to
Not sure you know what the word average means. You think 50% of all women look better than her?
Posted by bermelo31
Member since Mar 2009
98 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:33 pm to
Says the guy whose given his input on a message board nearly 50,000 times in 5 years. I understand you're upset, man. I really do. However, your vexations are misdirected. You're lashing out at me because, in turn, you're ultimately disappointed with yourself.

And once again, Samantha Ponder is just..

...wait on it













"ok"
Posted by bermelo31
Member since Mar 2009
98 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:35 pm to
Dude, to be a figurehead on ESPN's flagship CFB program, considering the stable of trim they have lined up -- yes, she's pretty average
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Says the guy whose given his input on a message board nearly 50,000 times in 5 years.


Ouch. Really destroyed me there.
quote:

You're lashing out at me because, in turn, you're ultimately disappointed with yourself.


Oh geez. You basement dwellers are hilarious.
Posted by bermelo31
Member since Mar 2009
98 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:38 pm to
I have no intentions of "destroying" you. Holy shite, you take this incredibly serious. Chill out, man. You're good. Breathe
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:40 pm to
a fair analysis of her features


big nose

deep crevasses in face

pointy chin

her neck was injured in some sport. it tilts to the right in bermelo31's pic.

her face is not wide enough to suit me.

I have a good friend who is 6 3" and thin. He would like her. I prefer the hour glass figure, with a wide face and fine features.

I doubt she'd pull a O-T 7


no comparison to the O-T 8's and up that some networks have.



Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Holy shite, you take this incredibly serious.
Very.

I went to LSU, and 50% of the women there are not as hot as Ponder.
quote:

Chill out, man. You're good. Breathe
I don't want to.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7644 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:46 pm to
You are trying very, very hard
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9127 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:51 pm to
You should probably change your title since you keep moving the goal posts.
Posted by 12Pence
Member since Jan 2013
6344 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:51 pm to
Hartung has a lazy eye
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

a fair analysis of her features


big nose

deep crevasses in face

pointy chin

her neck was injured in some sport. it tilts to the right in bermelo31's pic.

her face is not wide enough to suit me.

I have a good friend who is 6 3" and thin. He would like her. I prefer the hour glass figure, with a wide face and fine features.

I doubt she'd pull a O-T 7


no comparison to the O-T 8's and up that some networks have.



You are such an idiot Otto.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260404 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 3:03 pm to
Ponder is pretty, but looks like she's anorexic.
Posted by CRDNLSCHMCPSN11
Member since Dec 2014
17289 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 3:09 pm to
Whatever happened to him? Haven't seen him in the NFL since the Vikings.
Posted by CRDNLSCHMCPSN11
Member since Dec 2014
17289 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 3:11 pm to
Kayce Smth is underrated. I have no idea what happened to her.
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