Post your stupid parlay or teaser of the week

I am 31-11-3 this year ATS for college football and NFL. My theory is this...

*Bet 5 college games head to head at a fixed amount and then parlay all games for the same fixed amount. (I hit one college parlay this season).

*Bet 3 NFL games head to head at a fixed amount and then parlay all games for the same fixed amount. (I hit two nfl parlays this season).

*Place your bets on Monday for college and Tuesday for pro. This is when the lines are the most volatile. If you can predict which way a line will move later in the week you will have a significant advantage.

COLLEGE BETS OF THE WEEK:
*LSU -12.5 over Tennessee (this is a prime example of jumping on the spread when it opens. the line has since moved to 15 last I checked. you will need a guy in vegas for this however as bodog doesn't put lines out until they stabilize)
*Stanford -20.5 over Washington St
*Mississippi St +5.5 over South Carolina
*Baylor +8.5 over Texas A&M
*Georgia Tech -8 over Virginia

$15.00 $510.00 Pending 10 Team Teaser (ties win) Teaser tw 5½fb & 4½bk
Pending 10/15/11 12:00pm College Football 112 Wisconsin -33½ * vs Indiana
Pending 10/15/11 3:30pm College Football 123 Georgia Tech -2½ * vs Virginia
Pending 10/15/11 12:20pm College Football 125 South Carolina +½ * vs Mississippi State
Pending 10/15/11 3:30pm College Football 147 LSU -9½ * vs Tennessee U
Pending 10/15/11 6:00pm College Football 163 Alabama -19½ * vs Mississippi
Pending 10/15/11 9:15pm College Football 165 Oklahoma -29½ * vs Kansas
Pending 10/15/11 6:00pm College Football 171 Boise State -25½ * vs Colorado State
Pending 10/15/11 7:30pm College Football 173 Stanford -14½ * vs Washington State
Pending 10/15/11 7:00pm College Football 175 Georgia -6½ * vs Vanderbilt
Pending 10/15/11 3:30pm College Football 177 Oklahoma State -2½ * vs Texas