In honor of Ned...

Receivers, Punters and Linemen of FIU!

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which you have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fields, you will bring about the destruction of the Gator football machine, the elimination of Urban Meyer tyranny over the oppressed peoples of the southeastern United States, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 2009! Much has happened since the Urban Meyer triumphs of...2008-2009. The NFL has inflicted upon the Gators great defeats, in the zone, man-to-man. The NFL draft has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Your Home Fronts have given you an overwhelming inferiority in weapons and munitions of football, and placed at your disposal mediocre reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.


SIGNED: 36 Chambers