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re: Cam Newton is a new dad

Posted on 12/31/15 at 1:18 am to
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13425 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 1:18 am to
Hmm. Always thought he was gay.
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
8673 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 2:06 am to
quote:

Time to offer him a scholarship

Auburn has already started the bidding at $100k to Cam for his son's services.
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 2:24 am to
Surpised he didn't write his name on its' forehead, toss it out the window, then deny he ever had it.

Also, is the bastard's last name Snow or Sand?

quote:

Hmm. Always thought he was gay.


Gays test the waters from time to time. Hard to ignore millions of years of evolution.
This post was edited on 12/31/15 at 2:27 am
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18064 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 5:28 am to
quote:

Time to offer him a scholarship


......and hide your computers.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17218 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 5:38 am to
quote:

Didn't tGOAT Tommy Brady have one out of wedlock?



No chick can lock down tom Brady bro
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38012 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Class of 2034 5-star prospect guaranteed.

Not sure what position he will play until I see how tall he becomes.


Jon Richt is already recruiting the kid as a TE.
Posted by UnderhandRabbit
Camp Arifjan, Kuwait
Member since May 2011
537 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:02 am to
How many clicked on this thread expecting a fine arse white chick
Posted by TigerBait1127
Houston
Member since Jun 2005
47336 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Gays test the waters from time to time. Hard to ignore millions of years of evolution.


He's doing it the Greek and Spartan way
Posted by TigerBait1127
Houston
Member since Jun 2005
47336 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:07 am to
Is this his first kid?

Congrats
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:14 am to
Yikes



Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4394 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:32 am to
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Always thought he was gay
Having sex with a woman for gays is like using a flashlight. It still feels good. Feels even better when it's a human
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35292 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:46 am to
Poor Cam.

You're not supposed to get the stripper pregnant dawg.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112604 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:53 am to
Looks like she'll fit right in at school meetings.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22898 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:02 am to
Solid troll, dumb frick.
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
29265 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:36 am to
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I bet he gives his new son away to a fan after his first TD this week.



would be a perfect onion headline
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25898 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:41 am to
That's the biggest tramp stamp I've ever seen. I wonder what it looks like after the prego stretch marks.
Posted by makinskrilla
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jun 2009
9727 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:51 am to
Ouch
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55581 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:57 am to
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You're so cool and edgy brah. shite like that is exactly what a neckbeard would say.
you're the biggest neckbeard on this site
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:58 am to
The hatred of Newton on this comical and pretty fricking pathetic on this site. Some of yall can not let things go.
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