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re: Are Professional Golfers the biggest pussies in Professional Sports ?

Posted on 4/11/24 at 4:54 pm to
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7693 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 4:54 pm to
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driving a 165+ ball speed absolutely requires athleticism.


No it doesn't. If a fat man can do it, it requires no athleticism. One of the best, never practices, drinks and smokes while doing it . If that's an athlete then maybe I need to rethink what athletes are.

You're watch the Masters from your couch aren't you?
This post was edited on 4/11/24 at 4:59 pm
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3152 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 5:09 pm to
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If a fat man can do it, it requires no athleticism.

So... professional baseball, football and basketball ALL require no athleticism?

I think that Charles Barkley, Shaquille O'neal, CC Sabathia, Prince Fielder, and pretty much any offensive lineman would like a word with you.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34049 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 5:10 pm to
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If someone sneezes during their backswing they lose their freaking minds, want the person removed.
Announcers have to whisper to avoid disrupting their delicate concentration.


Rabbit ears used not to be that big of a thing. Too many pampered assholes on both tours. Got to blame somebody for that wedge into the pond, or the drive that ends up in the jungle
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35292 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:01 pm to
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9 is almost too much because I'm out there to drink and have fun. Not looking to get good at chasing a little white ball. I'd be the guy clapping before the shot at a tournament. Quit being a pussy and hit the ball. If the slightest noise causes you to mess up a shot, you aren't winning shite anyway.


You sound low iq
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8207 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:15 pm to
You’re either 15 or 65
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:45 pm to
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saintsfan1977


Your tenacious retardation is, frankly, impressive.
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7693 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:49 pm to
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You sound low iq


Yea but you actually are
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7693 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:51 pm to
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So... professional baseball, football and basketball ALL require no athleticism?

I think that Charles Barkley, Shaquille O'neal, CC Sabathia, Prince Fielder, and pretty much any offensive lineman would like a word with you.


Retard. Those guys can move and have athletic ability. It requires nothing to swing a club. You are a fat frick I guarantee it.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19212 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:52 pm to
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Meanwhile a Quarterback somehow seems to function on 4th and Goal with 3 seconds on the clock, in 10 degree weather and 40 mph winds with 100k fans screaming and 300 pound mutants trying to rip his head off.


Many of these badass pro football players play golf. Yell in their backswing and see what happens. And none of them has a strong enough golf game to play professionally.

It’s the most difficult sport I’ve ever played.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5364 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:53 pm to
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It requires nothing to swing a club.


You are embarrassing yourself. Take a breather.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3152 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 7:58 pm to
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Those guys can move and have athletic ability.


Agreed. Unfortunately for you this was your original quote:

quote:

If a fat man can do it, it requires no athleticism.


So apparently you don't.

Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7693 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 8:50 pm to
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apparently you don't.


Fat asses don't run 5.o 40s. Athletes do. Golf requires nothing about agility, fast movement, strength, nothing. Swing a club. These morons are complete fat asses that think they are accomplishing something because they're outdoors. They have dickeedoos. Belly pokes out more than their dickeedo.

Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5364 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 8:59 pm to
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They have dickeedoos. Belly pokes out more than their dickeedo.


Man you got em. This is quality stuff right here.
Posted by Tim Gambill
Member since Nov 2023
369 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 5:25 am to
As much as I want to say NFL quarterbacks, it's actually the snowflakes that make the rules that have turned the NFL into a 2 hand touch league.
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1311 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 9:57 am to
George Carlin had the best take of golf ever.

LINK
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2964 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:19 am to
I’ve always thought it’s weird they won’t play baseball in the rain.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29031 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 11:06 am to
LOL. This thread is GREAT!
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27447 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:23 pm to
I don't know about pussies, but about 20 years ago they were getting tons of it on tour
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27447 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:29 pm to
Soccer players are drama queens looking for an award.

Seriously though the over acting to a foul and clutching the leg thing has a lot more to do with strategy to slow the game down and serve as a time out.

But the sheer agony expressed at times is worth watching.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7315 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 4:31 pm to
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Disagree. Any driver in the professional series going out there and pulling 1-4 G's on slick tires for 2-3hrs is anything but a pussy. It takes some large cajones to be inches away from another car doing 150-200mph knowing that if one of you makes a wrong move or if there is a part failure you will experience 20-90 G's in a crash. Are some very vocal with their complaints about safety because of what's outlined above? Absolutely, as one would expect. Are they a bit heated and 'whiny' when they get out of the car after the fact or after another driver's misstep and caused them to crash? Absolutely. I don't think any of that makes any of them a pussy for what they experience in the car.


You’re right. These guys risk their lives every time they go out on the track. Most of them have a similar mental makeup to stunt men, thrill seekers, and adrenaline junkies.
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