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re: Wife doesn't get it?

Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:32 pm to
Posted by MISSnTX TIGER
Madison MS
Member since May 2008
74 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:32 pm to
Most of the divorce judges in BR are Tiger fans. You are in like Flynn because they will all be at the game and they understand. She is dead in the water.
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

His wife walked in and he bailed on the conversation with us.




No Balls.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6372 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Who in the frick gets married during football season and on the same date as we play bama?


My cousin is in a wedding that night. The best part, he hadn't even really talked to the guy for like two years before he was asked to be a groomsman.

I told him it was a bad idea even before he knew what day it was.
Posted by MISSnTX TIGER
Madison MS
Member since May 2008
74 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:38 pm to
I am a divorce judge. Give me the tickets and I will make sure you get to keep the cat because that is the only pussy you will be getting.
Posted by Bosethus68
We Call It Dat Boot
Member since May 2011
4958 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:45 pm to
Roofie that bitch the night of the wedding. Tie her to the bed. Go to the game. Sex when you return. Neither of y'all went to the wedding, being its her friend she looks like an arse not you
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70909 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:45 pm to
I'm late but you need a cooler wife.
Posted by Tigergirl4ever
Louisville, KY
Member since Oct 2011
418 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:45 pm to
I've been married a long time & football means a lot to both me & my husband. I would NEVER ask him to miss a huge game like LSU/Bama (and I mean that even if I didn't like football). I understand she wants you to go, but I'm sorry she will have to get over this one. It's football season baby!!! She'll be ok, go to the game & enjoy us beat down the Gumps!
Posted by Bosethus68
We Call It Dat Boot
Member since May 2011
4958 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:45 pm to
Roofie that bitch the night of the wedding. Tie her to the bed. Go to the game. Sex when you return. Neither of y'all went to the wedding, being its her friend she looks like an arse not you
Posted by Bosethus68
We Call It Dat Boot
Member since May 2011
4958 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:46 pm to
Roofie that bitch the night of the wedding. Tie her to the bed. Go to the game. Sex when you return. Neither of y'all went to the wedding, being its her friend she looks like an arse not you
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

I have a hunch she's gettin' it.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:50 pm to
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Roofie that bitch the night of the wedding. Tie her to the bed. Go to the game. Sex when you return. Neither of y'all went to the wedding, being its her friend she looks like an arse not you

You said roofie twice!
Posted by ZTiger87
Member since Nov 2009
11536 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:52 pm to
The game is going to be a night game. You should still be able to catch it on a tv.
Posted by BoogerEater
Lake Charles, La.
Member since Feb 2008
1597 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

She wont speak to you? And this is a problem? 


+ a bunch
Posted by Tiger n Austin
Austin, Tx
Member since Dec 2005
6683 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 6:01 pm to
If your wife is your avatar pic I would do whatever she said b/c I would hipnotized by those tittays
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43894 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 6:03 pm to
Your wife sounds like she needs a new best friend. you In the frick plans a wedding during the lsu/bama weekend.
Posted by StPeteLSU
St Petersburg, FL
Member since Oct 2011
1939 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 6:13 pm to
She will not divorce you. You should have let her know before marrying her what happens in those situations. My wife would not even ask no matter who we were playing. She knows the answer
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61108 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Who the frick gets married during football season?


this...these people are not my friends.
Posted by Moss
Member since Sep 2012
1078 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 6:25 pm to
If she didn't get it before you got married she won't now.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56280 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 6:30 pm to
If it's her best friend then she is a bridesmaid. She will never miss you, just tell her you got lost trying to find a parking spot and ended up at Tiger Stafium.
Posted by Analyst11
La/Tex
Member since Sep 2011
38 posts
Posted on 10/26/12 at 6:30 pm to
You lose this early battle in the 1st quarter of marriage and you are finished my brother. I got married on October 13th early afternoon. You better believe me and the wife were at a sports bar watching the Tigers beat USCE!!! Establish your dominance early!!!
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