Who to root for in the SEC this weekend

Since we can't watch our own team because of events we're all familiar with, here's who I want to win the other games. If the first 3 outcomes manage to happen, the only other thing we'd need to win the West (besides winning out, of course) is an MSU loss somewhere.

NOTE: I'm assuming that our game won't be made up, and that there will be no special rules for determining the division representative in the SECCG. Even if something does change, it won't change my choices here.

Alabama at Arkansas: Obviously. As if we needed another reason, a 7-1 Bama would go to Atlanta over a 6-1 LSU, even with a head-to-head loss, but an Arkansas win would take that advantage away.

Tennessee at Texas A&M: Another obvious one. East over non-LSU West always benefits us, and we also need A&M to lose another game for the same reason as Bama. Not to mention, the Vols winning would make a certain other team very unhappy.

Auburn at Mississippi State: We already needed Auburn to lose one, but now we actually need both to lose at some point. Each has 1 SEC loss right now, and we already played both. Regardless, MSU is the choice here.

Georgia at South Carolina: This one doesn't really matter for LSU, but I'm rooting for USCe here. Partly because I like underdogs for games I'm neutral about, partly because I live in this state, and partly because USCe actually made an honest effort to play this weekend, unlike a certain other SEC member.

Vanderbilt at Kentucky: This one matters even less for us, but I'll go for the underdog again. Why not?