Arky fumbles inside the 10, misses 2 FG's, doesn't get a fumble inside the 10 because of a no flag no whistle penalty, coach doesn't go for it on 4 and inches at the goal line down by 7, penalty on coaches helps us score, 111 yards in penalties, outgains us all over the field, etc, etc.
Brando doesn't know faceguarding is legal in college, doesn't know the clock stops after an incomplete pass, didn't know we had recovered a fumble until the offense was already on the field, etc.
Update: Some guy called the finebaum show yesterday when Brando was on and started reading this to him. Brando got all defensive and started talking over the guy and calling him names. When the guy said how much Brando screwed up, Brando actually said, "You try doing it."
This post was edited on 11/27 at 8:01 am