The weather/cancellation - "I haven't had blue b@lls this bad since . . ."

Whether you blame the weather/football gods or the powers that be, I think it's safe to say there is a lot of frustration that the start of the season we've waited for so long has been pushed back a week.

So, here's a chance to vent. Complete the following sentence:

"I haven't had blue b@alls this bad since . . ."

One to start things off:

. . . since that time I went on spring break and shared a room with 3 girls and still didn't score.