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re: Tebow's Grand Entrance

Posted on 10/6/09 at 3:28 am to
Posted by triplesauce
new york
Member since Oct 2006
1471 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 3:28 am to
quote:

He prances over and kisses three Florida players flat on the lips, goes to Coach Meyers and says, "Put me in Coach, Ive been healed".



Verne: How do you do?
Posted by jbg6
Member since Oct 2007
718 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 3:50 am to
quote:

If he is healed why bring him in the stadium in an ambulance?


Joke analysis major, with a minor in dancing.
Posted by johnsec
Los Angeles/Lafayette
Member since Sep 2009
845 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 4:23 am to
If Teabag can't play, they'll probably make him one of those "Guest Referees" like they do in those pro wrestling matches. Those always work out well...
Posted by tigerjjs
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
1238 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:46 am to
If the field's wet, Florida wins. Jebow will walk on (or part) any water, depending on his mood.
Posted by los angeles tiger
1,601 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
55976 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:46 am to
quote:

you had me at "kiss, flat on the lips".



I'm afraid it's always tongue action when he gets to C.U.M.
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4608 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:51 am to
quote:

leave out the kissing part. the rest would have me with chills, and anyone who says it wouldnt is lying.
You know how I know you're ghey?
Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22329 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:53 am to
quote:

leave out the kissing part. the rest would have me with chills, and anyone who says it wouldnt is lying.

Palmer is that you?
Posted by TigerRanter
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
6703 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 7:10 am to
quote:

Verne wets his pants
This probably happens every week, anyway.
Posted by TenTex
Member since Jan 2008
15949 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 7:27 am to
If we win the game all the Media will talk about is Tebow either not playing or not being 100%. This game is totally overshadowed by Tim Tebow. I think this works in our favor. I'm suffocating from too much Tebow and Farve.
Posted by ellasue2
Baton Rouge La
Member since Oct 2009
1791 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 7:41 am to
I like the way you fantasize;)
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18373 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 8:08 am to
No, a beam of light will come down from the heavens and he will appear from thin air. Along side him will stand Jesus telling him "go forth brother"
But as soon as Tebow runs to his team some how Mike gets a hold of him. Tigers win and that's that.
Posted by Jeff
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jan 2004
2223 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 8:58 am to
He waves his hand over MSU and changes their program to wine, parts the Crimson Tide allowing the chosen Gators to make their way to Atlanta, where they take up residency and force the Bulldogs to move to Oxford, whose fans worship a false prophet, raises Kentucky from the dead, trashes the Vandy temple of future CEOs, rides into BR on the back of Tennessee's coach, forgives Spurrier for not voting for him, mandates that everyone stop killing and eating Pork, then heals Les' speech problem.
Posted by Big Fat
"Fear the Hat" returns 2010
Member since Sep 2009
5404 posts
Posted on 10/6/09 at 8:59 am to
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