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Some talent on Arky board...
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:34 am
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:34 am
From Arky Board.
Top 8th. Kopps on to pitch.
New Corndog batting. Name is Cums or something like that.
Cums greets Kopps with a double down the LF line. Corndog on 2nd, 0 out.
Cums advances to 3rd on a WP on strike one.
Rev. Duplantis walks. Ump squeezing Kopps - not giving him the extra 18 inches off the plate he deserves. 1st and 3rd, 0 outs.
Freeman dribbles weakly to Biggers, who flips to Shaddy for force out at 2nd. Hogs 8-3. Corndog on 1st, 1 out.
Mulkey-Robertson puts all his strength behind one. Spamburger camps under it, waits five seconds or so, and catches it just foul next to 1st base. Corndog still on 1st, 2 out.
Dyke Man hits one to West Fork. Bat is clearly corked. 8-5 Hogs. Bases now empty.
Kopps taken out back and put down. Chadwick coming in to go for the 4 out save.
Corndog #28 Ks half-arse swinging. 3 outs.
Mid 8th, Hogs lead sexual deviants 8-5.
Top 8th. Kopps on to pitch.
New Corndog batting. Name is Cums or something like that.
Cums greets Kopps with a double down the LF line. Corndog on 2nd, 0 out.
Cums advances to 3rd on a WP on strike one.
Rev. Duplantis walks. Ump squeezing Kopps - not giving him the extra 18 inches off the plate he deserves. 1st and 3rd, 0 outs.
Freeman dribbles weakly to Biggers, who flips to Shaddy for force out at 2nd. Hogs 8-3. Corndog on 1st, 1 out.
Mulkey-Robertson puts all his strength behind one. Spamburger camps under it, waits five seconds or so, and catches it just foul next to 1st base. Corndog still on 1st, 2 out.
Dyke Man hits one to West Fork. Bat is clearly corked. 8-5 Hogs. Bases now empty.
Kopps taken out back and put down. Chadwick coming in to go for the 4 out save.
Corndog #28 Ks half-arse swinging. 3 outs.
Mid 8th, Hogs lead sexual deviants 8-5.
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Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:35 am to JakeRStephenes
That's pretty funny 
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:35 am to JakeRStephenes
Pretty funny
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:35 am to JakeRStephenes
Some more.
Top 9th. Let's get this shite over with Chadwick.
Corndog flies weakly to RF. 2 more outs to go.
Mini-Corndog HBP and, in spite of making zero effort to move out of the way, is allowed an undeserved free base. 1 out, mini-corndog on 1st. Takes 2nd on defensive indifference.
Tara Reid, pinch hitting for some other corndog, walks. Ump clearly on the take. 1st and 2nd, 1 out. Tara's Bro pinch runs.
countz singles. Bases loaded, 1 out. Go ahead run on 1st not. These junkballing closers give me the shits. Goddamit Chadwick, get your shite together!
Duplantis strikes out swinging, blown away by Chadwick's 78 mph heat. 2 outs. Bases full of welfare recipients.
Freeman hit in the head. Run scores. No idea how the poor kid survived such a hard hit. Bases still loaded, as am I.
Chadwick throws one to the screen. 8-7 good guys, but fading fast.
Mulkey-Robertson with the chance to redeem at least one of the family names. Hits a routine ground ball to Biggers to end the g...GODDAMMIT!!! 2 cocksuckers score. 9-8 Evil Empire.
Dyke Man with the routine ground ball to Shaddy to end the in...GODDAMMIT!!! Another cocksucker scores. 10-8 fricksticks.
Top 9th. Let's get this shite over with Chadwick.
Corndog flies weakly to RF. 2 more outs to go.
Mini-Corndog HBP and, in spite of making zero effort to move out of the way, is allowed an undeserved free base. 1 out, mini-corndog on 1st. Takes 2nd on defensive indifference.
Tara Reid, pinch hitting for some other corndog, walks. Ump clearly on the take. 1st and 2nd, 1 out. Tara's Bro pinch runs.
countz singles. Bases loaded, 1 out. Go ahead run on 1st not. These junkballing closers give me the shits. Goddamit Chadwick, get your shite together!
Duplantis strikes out swinging, blown away by Chadwick's 78 mph heat. 2 outs. Bases full of welfare recipients.
Freeman hit in the head. Run scores. No idea how the poor kid survived such a hard hit. Bases still loaded, as am I.
Chadwick throws one to the screen. 8-7 good guys, but fading fast.
Mulkey-Robertson with the chance to redeem at least one of the family names. Hits a routine ground ball to Biggers to end the g...GODDAMMIT!!! 2 cocksuckers score. 9-8 Evil Empire.
Dyke Man with the routine ground ball to Shaddy to end the in...GODDAMMIT!!! Another cocksucker scores. 10-8 fricksticks.
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:35 am to JakeRStephenes
Weak
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:36 am to JakeRStephenes
I wish this guy did the updates for our games
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:41 am to JakeRStephenes
Lol! Thanks
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:41 am to JakeRStephenes
quote:
Hits a routine ground ball to Biggers to end the g...GODDAMMIT!!! 2 cocksuckers score. 9-8 Evil Empire.
Dyke Man with the routine ground ball to Shaddy to end the in...GODDAMMIT!!! Another cocksucker scores. 10-8 fricksticks.
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:49 am to LSURussian
He is more unbiased towards LSU than many here in game threads.
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:57 am to JakeRStephenes
Put this guy in the broadcast booth. I have tears rolling down my face I'm laughing so hard.
Posted on 4/9/17 at 9:59 am to JakeRStephenes
Is this from the Arkansas board on this site?
I may have to check it out during the game today.
I may have to check it out during the game today.
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:01 am to JakeRStephenes
That's good shite
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:01 am to Tiger Ree
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This post was edited on 4/15/17 at 12:46 am
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:02 am to shiftworker
Cheer and Liquid Rabbit need to take notes
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:06 am to JakeRStephenes
quote:
Duplantis strikes out swinging, blown away by Chadwick's 78 mph heat. 2 outs. Bases full of welfare recipients.
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:09 am to MakeMoney
That's hilarious! Especially if he does the whole game.
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:11 am to JakeRStephenes
quote:
Some talent on Arky board
Am I the only one who opened this thread looking for boobs?
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:14 am to JakeRStephenes
quote:
Mulkey-Robertson
quote:
Takes 2nd on defensive indifference
enjoyed these two
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:15 am to Stevo
quote:
Stevo
Pronounce this for me please
Posted on 4/9/17 at 10:20 am to JakeRStephenes
I feel like I know this guy.
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