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re: Revived - Top ways to sneak booze into Tiger Stadium

Posted on 9/1/10 at 11:57 am to
Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
11437 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 11:57 am to
Take your basic plastic flask, turn it sideways and wedge it under the fam jewels and squeeze with your thighs. Its actually easier than you think. And you can walk without looking like you are hiding something. I got frisked one time and they still didn't find it. There's no way they can feel it because they don't have time to fully frisk you up the pant leg like they'd do if they were arresting you.
Posted by TigerInAtx
Austin,TX
Member since Aug 2007
449 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by phatcat
Los Angeles
Member since Dec 2003
3380 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 12:16 pm to
Click this LINK and then feel free to /thread.

Or, try several different liquor concealment devices at once and be the life of the party.

No thanks necessary. I achieve all the satisfaction I need through the simple act of giving.

Enjoy!
This post was edited on 9/1/10 at 12:22 pm
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71371 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 12:22 pm to
Just put the flasks in your shoes and walk hilariously uncomfortably to the bathroom.
Posted by ezraman1
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2004
813 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:01 pm to
Deez Nutz...literally....and a seal-a-meal machine used creatively. Only failed me once but it was inside the stadium bathroom, one bag fell down my pants leg
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:06 pm to
Tie flask to belt, allow flask to hang near nuts, untucked shirt. No funny walkin.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45050 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

cell phone flask


I actually have one of these
Posted by LSU Acadian
Jefferson GA,
Member since Aug 2010
352 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:09 pm to
If you are that stupid why don’t you just shove the bottle up your azz?
Posted by josh336
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2007
77358 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:14 pm to
Going to the student section, you have to be creative, like prob ziplock bags in your shoes or a flask between your thighs


since i've graduated, its been really easy, put my flask in my back pocket like a wallet
Posted by gorillaballin
uptown nola y'heard
Member since Dec 2007
550 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:18 pm to
Wear bike shorts under your jeans and put it in a ziploc in the crotch area. worked for five student section seasons for me, got frisked several times and they never caught on.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45050 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:26 pm to
Easiest way to get booze into the student section.

Put booze in ziplock back and have a girl put it in her bra. The cops will frisk the guys privates but not the girls. Seen it and used it almost every game Ive sat in the student section
Posted by gorillaballin
uptown nola y'heard
Member since Dec 2007
550 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Put booze in ziplock back and have a girl put it in her bra. The cops will frisk the guys privates but not the girls. Seen it and used it almost every game Ive sat in the student section


This. Never fails.
Posted by BTRDD
Member since Jun 2009
3395 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:40 pm to
I use a binocular flask. It holds enough for two.

LINK
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31935 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:47 pm to
Fill 2 gallon ziploc bags with beverage of choice.

Squeeze all air out.

Tape to legs.

Cover with pants.
Posted by LSU58030711
Denham Springs
Member since Aug 2010
25 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 1:54 pm to
It only holds 4 oz. Heck, thats one drink
Posted by choupic
Somewhere on da bayou
Member since Nov 2009
2022 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 2:04 pm to
get your lady to wear fishtank goldfish shoes with clear liquor and fake fish?

This
Posted by BTRDD
Member since Jun 2009
3395 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 2:06 pm to
This may be one of the best post topics I've seen here. At least this is one subject where we all know what we are talking about.
Posted by choupic
Somewhere on da bayou
Member since Nov 2009
2022 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 2:08 pm to
I once walked through the gates with a 64oz big full of Jack and Coke. I was about to throw it in the trash, but the security guard waved me through. Coolest security guard ever! True Story.
Posted by MOT
Member since Jul 2006
27802 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 2:10 pm to
My favorite was putting a pint of crown in a little kid's hoodie

I usually just put a half pint bottle in my pocket and let them see me finishing off my beer right before I get to the gate, walk right by every time.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30380 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 2:11 pm to
Tigerlaff,

that is one wicked looking Gibson SG!
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