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Ole Miss Jokes

Posted on 11/18/10 at 7:29 am
Posted by mr2duck
Member since Sep 2010
2 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 7:29 am
Corny but decent.

[link=(Ole Miss Jokes)]https://www.zaneszeros.com/?p=3966[/link]
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43067 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 7:30 am to
How does an Ole Miss student know when his sister's on the rag?



His dad's cock tastes like blood.

Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
20014 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 7:38 am to
Which route to Atlanta is the least traveled?

The one from Oxford.

(I just made that up, so if it's no good, then

)

Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41158 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 8:10 am to
Posted by SouGent
Sherman, TX
Member since Jul 2007
1966 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Which route to Omaha is the least traveled?

The one from Oxford.


Works for other sports, too.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
5803 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 8:54 am to
Link fail? or is my computer suaveness a fail?
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12933 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 8:56 am to
Col. Reb is Crying
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Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57134 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Which route to Atlanta is the least traveled?

The one from Oxford.


How do you travel to Atlanta from Oxford? Nobody knows because it's never been done.
Posted by TigerinDC
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
26 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 9:41 am to
Why do Ole Miss grads put their diploma on their dashboards?

So they can use handicap parking.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 9:46 am to
Ole Miss

Posted by Kreg Jennings
Parts Unknown
Member since Aug 2007
3288 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 9:51 am to
quote:

TigerinDC


Posted by TigerinDC
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
26 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 10:01 am to
An Ole Miss fan walks into his doctor's office with a frog on his head. The doctor looks up and says, " What can I do for you, son?" The frog replies, "Hey doc, can you cut this wart off my arse?"
Posted by smckinney
DC
Member since Oct 2010
1 post
Posted on 11/18/10 at 10:49 am to
What does an ole miss fan do win the rebs win the SEC West?


Turn off the PS3 and go to bed!
Posted by Tounces
The Place
Member since Jul 2010
2149 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 10:53 am to
quote:

What does an ole miss fan do win the rebs win the SEC West? Turn off the PS3 and go to bed!



Awesomeness, keep this comin
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
20014 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 10:56 am to
Why is it called "The Walk of Champions"?

You're puzzled too, huh?
Posted by Justmslil
Lucedale, MS
Member since Oct 2010
134 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 11:00 am to
OK............
4 SEC football players are out hiking in the mountains: LSU/Ole Miss/Bama/Auburn
After a couple of hours they got in a heated debate about which of them had the most passion for the team they played on.
Auburn says: "Nobody loves their team more than I do...I think I would die for them!!
Alabama says: "Yea right!
so Auburn takes off and runs and jumps off a cliff and on the way down you hear him yell "WAR EAGLES"
The three remaining run to the edge and look down! Bama says: "Ain't NO WAY I'd let him be better, and he runs and jumps off, and the last thing you hear is "ROLL TIDE".
LSU and Ole Miss stare at each other, shaking their heads... and LSU smiles
pushes Ole Miss over the cliff and hollers "GEAUX TIGERS"!!!!!
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24246 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 11:05 am to
Ole Miss' engineering department designed the first toothbrush. Anywhere else and it would have been call a "teethbrush".
Posted by TIGERSby10
Central Lafourche
Member since Nov 2005
6913 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Ole Miss' engineering department designed the first toothbrush. Anywhere else and it would have been call a "teethbrush".


The funny part of the joke is that you used "Ole Miss" and "Engineering Dept." in the same sentence.
Posted by jptiger2009
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2009
9616 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 11:39 am to
ewww, I've got one...

Ole Miss lost to Jacksonville St.
Posted by tigeRN
Team 31 GateKeeper
Member since Jan 2007
3025 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 11:47 am to
quote:

and LSU smiles
pushes Ole Miss over the cliff and hollers "GEAUX TIGERS"!!!!!
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