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Multiple Choice Hypo for all LSU fans
Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:14 pm
If it were up to you, which of the following 4 options would you chose:
1. LSU can hire Jimbo Fisher, but it will cost about 50 million, all of it guaranteed. What this means for you is that you will pay a flat fee of 2.5% of your yearly income, after taxes (or $500, whichever is greater), every year for the next 10 years, regardless of results. Due on the first day of football season.
2. LSU can hire a Tom Herman, Justin Fuente type (mid level school coach who is considered "up and coming") of your choice. You will pay a $250 flat fee, every year for the next 10 years, regardless of results. Due on the first day of football season.
3. LSU can hire a Tom Herman, Justin Fuente type (mid level school coach who is considered "up and coming") at random. You pay a $75 flat fee, every year for the next 10 years, regardless of results. Due on the first day of football season.
4. LSU keeps Les Miles. You pay nothing extra, and LSU reduces ticket prices and tradition fund dues by 15% for the duration of his tenure.
If you fail to make an owed payment, you are sentenced to 1 year in jail.
What do you chose?
1. LSU can hire Jimbo Fisher, but it will cost about 50 million, all of it guaranteed. What this means for you is that you will pay a flat fee of 2.5% of your yearly income, after taxes (or $500, whichever is greater), every year for the next 10 years, regardless of results. Due on the first day of football season.
2. LSU can hire a Tom Herman, Justin Fuente type (mid level school coach who is considered "up and coming") of your choice. You will pay a $250 flat fee, every year for the next 10 years, regardless of results. Due on the first day of football season.
3. LSU can hire a Tom Herman, Justin Fuente type (mid level school coach who is considered "up and coming") at random. You pay a $75 flat fee, every year for the next 10 years, regardless of results. Due on the first day of football season.
4. LSU keeps Les Miles. You pay nothing extra, and LSU reduces ticket prices and tradition fund dues by 15% for the duration of his tenure.
If you fail to make an owed payment, you are sentenced to 1 year in jail.
What do you chose?
This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 3:27 pm
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Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:15 pm to Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:17 pm to Draconian Sanctions
5. whuh?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:18 pm to Draconian Sanctions
This is a stupid thread.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:18 pm to Draconian Sanctions
you are crazy man. you are giving 10 year guaranteed contracts? and 60 mil for fisher?
are you just fishing for idiots here? you seem to be prettiy level headed.
are you just fishing for idiots here? you seem to be prettiy level headed.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:20 pm to Draconian Sanctions
5. This post was a huge waste of time.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:20 pm to LSU GrandDad
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you are crazy man. you are giving 10 year guaranteed contracts?
the coaches contract is not guaranteed for 10 years, but your payment is.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:20 pm to Draconian Sanctions
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LSU reduces ticket prices and tradition fund dues by 15% for the duration of his tenure.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 3:22 pm to musick
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This is a stupid thread.
Consider the source.
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