re: LSU Poem (by fiancee wrote it)

Hail, All, to the Alabama Crimson Tide;
Their trailers are single, their butts double wide;
Alabama sucks, but let's look on the bright side;
A 'Bama girl of 15 is old enough to be your bride.

An LSU victory on Saturday cannot be denied;
We'll say "Those Bama boys really wailed and cried,"
They'll be knocked back to the future like Marty McBride;
Cause we know those Gumps aren't bona fide.

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your fiance is brilliant . . .best of luck at keeping such an insanely bright woman . ..

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This..... That was a great poem in the OP.