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LSU-BAMA Friendship (FUNNY)
Posted on 12/18/11 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 12/18/11 at 1:21 pm
Don't know if Germans.
One foggy night, an LSU fan was heading north and an Alabama fan was driving south. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Alabama fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!” Likewise, the LSU fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have surviv...ed. The Alabama fan walks over to the LSU fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.” The LSU fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.” The LSU fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Alabama fan, “I think this is another sign-we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Alabama fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Alabama fan hands it back to the LSU fan and says, “Your turn!” The LSU fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”...
One foggy night, an LSU fan was heading north and an Alabama fan was driving south. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Alabama fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!” Likewise, the LSU fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have surviv...ed. The Alabama fan walks over to the LSU fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.” The LSU fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.” The LSU fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Alabama fan, “I think this is another sign-we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Alabama fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Alabama fan hands it back to the LSU fan and says, “Your turn!” The LSU fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”...
Posted on 12/18/11 at 1:40 pm to RBWilliams8
I saw it posted on here only it was LSU-Arkansas instead.
Still funny
Still funny
Posted on 12/18/11 at 7:04 pm to lsuclay
Unfortunately. The LSU fan was probably already drunk, but still a good joke.
Posted on 12/18/11 at 7:35 pm to lsuclay
That joke was moderately amusing the first 75 times I heard it.
Posted on 12/18/11 at 7:45 pm to RhodeIslandRed
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That joke was moderately amusing the first 75 times I heard it.
As was this comeback
Posted on 12/18/11 at 9:00 pm to Moots
Posted on 12/18/11 at 9:35 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Congratulations on being banned from Texags !
You are evidently a sufficiently obnoxious and
socially unacceptable sort to Aggies ( Poor Aggies). Keep up the good work and just remind
the hapless Ags how the Texas Longhorns have repeatedly over the last century waxed their asses consistently.
You are evidently a sufficiently obnoxious and
socially unacceptable sort to Aggies ( Poor Aggies). Keep up the good work and just remind
the hapless Ags how the Texas Longhorns have repeatedly over the last century waxed their asses consistently.
Posted on 12/18/11 at 10:58 pm to mikhailztigre
quote:
Congratulations on being banned from Texags !
I sneaked back on.
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