Let's fix our biggest problem first...

Tiger Nation:

I had a dream. My dream was that we could go a whole year without one mistake, on and off the field. I’ve considered the difficulty of this task and it can come down to one thing. The one thing is very hard for me to even say aloud. It has been the cause of problems across the Tiger Nation for the last three years. The beginning of our plight comes down to a group of instigators and violators. This group of… how to be politically correct? N-words.

These N-words are truly taking over the campus and the entire city of Baton Rouge. I have to hear them talk all day and half the time they don’t make any sense to me. In fact, they are so different from us that we should look into history for a solution to this problem. Segregate these N-words from us. We need to give them their own section in the stadium, their own bars for them to talk all their garbage, their own water fountains, and even their own website.

On game days we should have public lynchings right outside the stadium to make an example for what will happen to these N-words. I imagine that everyone runs into an N-word at least once a week so it won’t be hard to track down at least 5 by the start of the season. We should also dress as a team, in our true colors. We can’t let them win the battle.

So nation, take the time to think about what I’m talking about, even if you want to come anonymously with your face hidden. Let’s take a stand and put an end to this abomination.

You all know what I’m talking about… N-words….. Negatigers.