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Joe Alleva: Ill be the new HC at LSU

Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:26 am
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:26 am
Seriously guys.

Im from Louisiana. Born at Barksdale Air Force base, amd when it needs to, my shirt can come off.

I have limited knowledge on how to run a competent offense and defense. Im hopeless on special teams. But I assure you I will hire guys who are the best and will only meddle in their affairs slightly.

My record as HC is 0-0, so I am far more qualified to run a nationally respected program than Ed Orgeron.

I just have to show up and say Geaux Tigers alot, right? As far as hoping and praying? Im your guy. Ill get on my knees and pray on the damn tiger eye. I dont have a binder but i have this folder I used for biology back in HS and ive written several paragraphs about LSU would be my dream job.

If that isnt enough to convince you, then maybe my can do attitude and B- college grade average will.

Geaux Tigers.


Support me T rant. GTN for head coach. Ill do it for minimum wage with a 9$ buyout should things go south, which they wont.
I promise.




Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Im from Louisiana. Born at Barksdale Air Force base,


When? 2005?
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
34865 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:29 am to
quote:

My record as HC is 0-0, so I am far more qualified to run a nationally respected program than Ed Orgeron.



Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:32 am to
Try ten years earlier.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56204 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:36 am to
Barksdake isn't in La. it is in Texas.

Shouldn't you be worried about the Cowboys?
Posted by Sjacob17
Texas
Member since Oct 2016
281 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:40 am to
Barksdale Airforce Base, in Bossier City. You sir get many down votes!!!!!
Posted by Delmore1951
Homer La
Member since Aug 2017
908 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:58 am to
All you can run is your stupid arse mouth
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
8669 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:58 am to
But do you have a binder?
Posted by Delmore1951
Homer La
Member since Aug 2017
908 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:59 am to
All u can run is your stupid mouth. Post less dumbass
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56204 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Barksdale Airforce Base, in Bossier City. You sir get many down votes!!!!!


its a joke Francis
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84831 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 12:11 pm to
I don't think I could be the coach but I do think I could do a better job as AD than the clown we have
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15231 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 12:11 pm to
I would hire you
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
19970 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 12:24 pm to
Alleva will be fired on Monday. Wasting your time
Posted by deftones
Austin, Tx
Member since Jan 2017
442 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Barksdake isn't in La. it is in Texas.

I get the joke!!! Anyone that is north of Alexandria is either from East Texas or Southern Arkansas........I'm from Shreveport and I married a south Louisiana girl and they kill me all the time on that one.
Posted by tiger1980
Beaverton
Member since Oct 2004
268 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

All you can run is your stupid arse mouth


Chill Ponamsky
Posted by timlan2057
In the Shadow of Tiger Stadium
Member since Sep 2005
16761 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 12:58 pm to
Your topic sounds like that is a quote from Joe Alleva: “I’ll be the head coach at LSU.”

What’s mindblowing is I would have believed he said it.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4496 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

I just have to show up and say Geaux Tigers alot, right?

One team, one heartbeat

If you didn't know that, are you sure you're prepared for the rigors of this job?

ETA: What am I saying? We're not going to conduct an interview. Disregard that last question.
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 1:06 pm
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 1:03 pm to
can I be your forger in residence?
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4496 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Alleva will be fired on Monday

Posted by HammerheadLincoln
The farther west the farther out
Member since May 2015
4870 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 1:06 pm to
I won a total of 5 national titles and brought in numerous #1 recruiting classes as the head coach of ULM on NCAA 13 dynasty mode.

Where's my check Alleva?
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