Jeopardy - Ole Miss

Trebek: Okay, our contestants are Archibald Elisha from Oxford Mississippi, Eraste Landry from Maurice Louisiana and Billy Bob Bobb from Tuscalossa. The final category left on the board is Ole Miss football. Archibald, you are up.

Archibald: Give me Ole Miss football for 100.

Trebek: The answer is - the number of times Ole Miss has won the SEC west.

Archibald: What is seven?

Trebek (laughing): No, Billy Bob?

Billy Bob: What is zero?

Trebek: Correct, we would also have accepted nada or zilch. You're up Billy Bob.

Billy Bob: I'll take Ole Miss football for 200.

Trebek: The answer is- the number of times an Ole Miss player has won the Heisman trophy.

Archibald: What is four?

Trebek: No.

Eraste: What is zero?

Trebek: Coorect, we would also have accepted nil or zippo.

Archibald: Archie won a Heisman each year he played.

Trebek: No he didn't, Eraste you are up.

Eraste: Give me Ole Miss football for 300.

Trebek: the answer is - this is the gayest cheer in college football.

Billy Bob: What is hoppty topsy?

Trebek: No, Eraste?

Eraste: What is hoppily toddilly?

Trebek: We can't accept that. Archibald?

Archibald: What is Hotty Toddy?

Trebek: Yes Archibald, you are right, that is the gayest cheer. You are up.

Archibald: Give me Ole Miss football for 400.

Trebek: the answer is - Thie number of SEC championship games played in by Ole Miss? Archibald?

Archibald: What is seven?

Trebek: No it's not seven. Billy Bob?

Billy Bob: What is zero?

Trebek: Correct, we would have accepted bupkis, jack squat or jack shite too.You're up.

Billy Bob: Give me Ole Miss football for 500.

Trebek: This is the name of the Ole Miss mascot. Archibald?

Archibald: Who is Colonel Reb?

Trebek: No Archibald, that's racist. Billy Bob?

Billy Bob? Who is Colonel Sanders?

Trebek: Nope, Eraste?

Eraste: What is a Louisiana black bear.

Trebek: Correct, Ole Miss now has a Louisiana black bear for a mascot.