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re: Jared Johnson pees all over the toilet seat...........

Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17080 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 5:50 pm to
Jared Johnson drafted Aaron Hernandez this year in Fantasy Football.
Posted by PortCityTiger82
Shreveport, LA
Member since Nov 2010
6564 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:10 pm to
Jared Johnson thinks Chuck Norris jokes are lame.
Posted by Bayoubred
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2011
3363 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:23 pm to
Jared Johnson gets a little misty everytime they play "Xanadu"
Posted by lsudat10
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2010
2742 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:44 pm to
Jared Johnson eats crackers in his boyfriends bed
Posted by holygrale
Gonzales
Member since Oct 2008
1915 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:50 pm to
Jared Johnson tries on his grandmas dentures to see what he would look like with an overbite
Posted by BobBarker
Bompton
Member since Nov 2012
11657 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

Jared Johnson is the second QB LSU has played this season who was better rated as a safety prospect. 

No seriously...he was a 3 star safety prospect with offers to Memphis and Boise...but I guess they are no Sam Houston State.


That means we'll be playing 4 DB's turned QB's this season. McEvoy, Johnson, Marshall, and Sims. Wow, some teams are desperate.
Posted by Potato Pants
Lake Charles
Member since Aug 2014
20 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:01 pm to
Jared Johnson refers to himself as the REAL JJ.

Jared Johnson then tried to steal dy-no-mite!!!
Posted by TigerBlood17
Member since Jan 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:11 pm to
Jared Johnson got dumped by this girl.
Posted by tigerrage
North Carolina
Member since May 2011
465 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:59 pm to
Jared Johnson down voted every post on the first two pages.
Posted by Coach in Waiting
Sixth Ward
Member since Oct 2009
601 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 8:08 pm to
Jared Johnson thinks that although polyester is a non absorbent material, it can be woven in a way that makes it more comfortable than cotton, an inherently breathable and absorbent fiber.
Posted by Coach in Waiting
Sixth Ward
Member since Oct 2009
601 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 8:13 pm to
Jared Johnson thinks the mobile version of Tigerdroppings is better than the desktop version.
Posted by monceaux
Houston
Member since Sep 2013
1182 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 8:14 pm to
Jared Johnson thinks Les Miles is a faster way to his destination.
Posted by Potato Pants
Lake Charles
Member since Aug 2014
20 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 9:04 pm to
Jared Johnson started the fight in section 129 then hid behind a kid when innocent LSU fans were hauled away.
LINK
Posted by burleigh
Member since Oct 2009
45 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 9:30 pm to
Jared Johnson blasts NSYNC in his truck with the windows down and a tapout sticker on the back
Posted by dahnkster
Destin, FL New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2011
26 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 10:45 pm to
Jared Johnson is not Groot.
Posted by USArmytiger
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
144 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 8:54 am to
Jared Johnson thinks playing in Death Valley is overrated
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 9:10 am to
Jared Johnson feels bad for the celebrities involved in the fappening
Posted by BayouBengals327
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2011
353 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 9:12 am to
When people say don't be "that guy", it's not a metaphor. They're saying don't be Jared Johnson
Posted by fullOshot
Gulf Coast
Member since Aug 2014
328 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 9:41 am to
Jared Johnson watches reruns of the Reading Rainbow
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 9:55 am to
Jared from Subway > Jared Johnson
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