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If LSU wins tomorrow, I will...

Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:17 pm
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:17 pm
finish the sentence
Posted by oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
26411 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:18 pm to
Be surprised, yet excited.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6222 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:18 pm to
be happy about it
Posted by Mathias5k
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2018
1867 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:19 pm to
not care what coaching changes are or *aren't* made because playing spoiler would make the whole year a success
Posted by Mithridates6
Member since Oct 2019
8220 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:19 pm to
Drive to the Waffle House in Mobile and play Get the Gat at max volume until someone gets upset
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20357 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:24 pm to
I’d be like ‘well how about that?’
Posted by TexTiga
SugarLand , Tx
Member since Oct 2007
2538 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:26 pm to
RTRFU!
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59159 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

If LSU wins tomorrow, I will...


If LSU wins tomorrow, I will...

Hi-5 my son, bump fists with my dad and brother, rejoice via text with my weekly 4-5 regulars, call Uncle Stu and and listen to him lie, pretending he’s too cool to get excited if he even admits to watching the game, masturbate to a “Party of Five” poster circa ‘96 with a pic of Ed Orgeron over Scott Wolf’s, finish my Kentucky Deluxe on the rocks cocktail, shotgun the last, warm Natty Light, vomit all over my yard, with a good bit more than I wanted landing on my shoes, took my shirt off and challenged my best friend to a fight, thanked God he declined, texted “u up?” to my ex-girlfriend who’s now married with 3-4 kids, looked myself in the mirror and asked myself, “self, are you serious?” Then answered “You’re goddamn right. We fricking beat Bama. GEAUX TIGERS!!!”

Then woke up in jail and didn’t remember any of it, not one second.
Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
3031 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 11:46 pm to
assume fraud
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 12:01 am to
this thread is dead
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
12381 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 12:02 am to
do like I did last year - celebrate for 24 hours then get ready for next week's game.
Posted by 2019goats
Member since Apr 2020
386 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 12:03 am to
Well I’ll already be highly intoxicated during the game, but I will grab a Romeo and Juliet Nicaraguan, a bottle of scotch, and finish off the night with a blackout
Posted by jprdbulldog20
Member since Feb 2013
18951 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 12:33 am to
...wonder why Bama was forced to forfeit
Posted by Doby
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2014
1721 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 12:35 am to
Impregnate somebody or multiple ppl.
Posted by TideDomN8s
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
40 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 12:52 am to
...treat it like the speed bump that it is. Roll Tide!
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61109 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 1:49 am to
quote:

reat it like the speed bump that it is. Roll Tide!


Lulz this guy gets it.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29124 posts
Posted on 12/5/20 at 7:54 am to
get very very very drunk. frick even if they lose that statement still applies.
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