I honestly cannot think of a single thing that gets me excited about this baseball team

If we're getting runners on base, they're probably not going to score.

If the bats do come alive, it won't be enough to overcome poor pitching that night.

If we're pitching well, fielding will let you down at the worst possible moment.

If we have a lead late, the bullpen will give it up.

If you split the first 2 games, forget about it, the rubber game won't even be competitive.