Hear me out-The Case For Mass Suicide

As some of you may know, I have been melting:


For a while I was like oh yeah Tom Herman:


So I called a high ranking member of The Board of Supervisors to get the scoop:


And then I realized our Coaching search had gone off track:




So I went to The Coaching Changes Board and we shared a moment:


And then I went to the SEC Rant for some affirmation:


Next I visited my Guru:


And then I decided to blow off some steam with my horse:


Had the ball bounced just a little differently things could have worked out for us:


But now our fate is clear:


And now the solution is obvious:




Goodbye Cruel World. Fare thee well, Tiger fans.