tadelatt LSU Fan Buga Nation Member since Jan 2010 10294 posts Online
re: Game 2: Ole Miss 4, LSU 5 Final - 23 SEC wins are most in school history!Posted by tadelatt on 5/17/13 at 5:48 pm to harry coleman beast
Jacoby Jones isn't playing tonight or tomorrow.
They say he has a sprain wrist because he fell carrying bags but I know what really happened.
He was teaching blind kids Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, as he does every weekend after the games, when he noticed smoke coming from outside. As he investigated further, he saw that a nearby school was on fire and students were having trouble escaping. He immediately sprang into Team Swag action and ran TOWARDS the flames. When he made it to the school, he noticed a sick dog so he quickly gave the dog CPR and carried it across the street. He then preceded to rescue all 1,200 elementary students and teachers, all ended up completely safe, and carried them to safety also.
He hurt his hand when some fat chick tried to get his autograph and he went to judo chop her forehead.