First base coach

No.....he doesn't. It's not middle school

Shutup

I'm not old.

My son's band disbanded 7 years ago.

I've coached first base hundreds of times, and still do sometimes to this day. You always give reminders:

"Half way on the fly balls unless I tell you to tag up"

"make sure the line drive goes through before you go"

"you are forced on the ground ball"

"Slide directly into the bag at second if you need to slide"

So you can all STFU

signed/ baseball guy all his life, still active player