Thread title: "So... if we don't get Fisher or Herman, then who does LSU hire?"

First guy: "I swear to god, if we don't get Jimbo or Tom Herman by the time I finish this beer, that pussy Joe Alleva should be fired immediately. He's making LSU look like a bitch! He's a total cuck. A total bitch-cuck-pussy if there ever was one."

Second guy: "This is the reason LSU is never gonna beat Bama, cuz too many fans got gay for Orgeron because he's from Louisiana. He was terrible at Ole Miss 10 years ago! Yaw yaw yaw, he's one of us, what a cool accent!!!"

Third guy: "Actually, Orgeron has done a pretty damn fine job since taking over for Miles and fixed most of the things people bitched about when Miles was here. Or have you not noticed?"

Fourth guy: "Are you dumb, or just retarded? Don't you know that Miles is the winningest coach in LSU history?"

Third guy: "We aren't talking about Miles, we're talking about our new head coach."

First guy: "I hope we can get Herman, but I guess I'd be cool with O if it came to that. Dude really loves Louisiana and the players and the fans."

Fourth guy: "LSU better not hire that dumb coonass! He's a career d-line coach. How many teams want to hire a guy that's never even been a coordinator? There's probably 2,000 better coordinators in college football than this career d-line coach loser. Did I mention he's a CAREER D-LINE COACH? It blows my mind how our fanbase can be so blind. And such losers!

Second guy: "Yaw yaw yaw! Yaw yaw yaw!"

Third guy: "So, I guess miserable jackasses like you would just rather us lose every game so O won't get hired, right?"

Fourth guy: "You do know he's a CAREER D-LINE COACH!"

Fifth guy: "Hey, Herman might not turn out to be any better than Orgeron, you just never know. He's lost a lot of games he was supposed to win this season."

Second guy: "Shut yer WHORE MOUTH, baw! Herman is an offensive genius! If you ever got to watch any football when you aren't being cucked in your mother's basement, you'd know that... you stupid cuck!"

Fifth guy: "You don't really understand what cuckolding is at all, do you dude?"

Fourth guy: "Yeah, we're about to get cucked by a CAREER D-LINE coach! I mean, nobody at Syracuse even wanted this guy!"

Third guy: "Well, if Herman is such a genius, how come he's losing to Memphis right now?"

Second guy: "Feel free to GFY at your earliest convenience, loser."

Second guy: "Yaw yaw yaw! D-LINE COACH! Yaw yaw yaw! OLE MISS!"

Fourth guy: "One thing's for sure, if you don't agree that Dave Aranda is the greatest defensive coach of all time, you probably voted for Crooked Hillary! #MAGA #FIRECUCKALLEVA #BUILDAWALLAROUNDBAMA

And so on and so forth.... Truly enlightening discussion around here.

Still, all in all, a pretty great day for LSU.