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Construct the perfect question to Les Miles that he can't "Miles-speak" out of

Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:07 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61272 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:07 pm
Can anyone think of a question to ask Miles that he can't possibly give a vague answer to? A question that corners him and forces him to admit the facts about our offensive production since 2011.

I was thinking: "Les, why do you think Baylor scores so many points?"

OR

"Why do you think LSU has always been ranked at the bottom of the NCAA in passing?"

OR

"Why does Leonard Fournette get hit so much? "


Just off the top of my head.



Latest thought:

"Why did Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, and Aaron Rodgers play in offenses that have 4 wide receivers all the time, and you always have only two wide receivers?"
This post was edited on 9/9/16 at 6:31 pm
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:08 pm to
not possible
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:09 pm to
He answers fan/media questions as if he was talking to a baby who didn't understand football.

"Well see, we use strategy to try to have our guys in a position to achieve victory"
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
53774 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:10 pm to
"Wow does Alabama kick our arse with great consistency?"
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84991 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:10 pm to
Do you want fries with that?
Posted by DTRooster
Belle River, La
Member since Dec 2013
7962 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:10 pm to
Impossible. He doesn't even realize he sounds like an idiot
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15802 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:12 pm to
Did you ever find your baseball?
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8333 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:12 pm to
"Les, why not Jarrett?"
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
9175 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

not possible


Was trying to up vote but finger hit down.....

You beat me to this response and it is the only answer.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61272 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

He answers fan/media questions as if he was talking to a baby who didn't understand football.


I'm 99% convinced he thinks the general fanbase is a bunch of idiots, and he's some Einstein, and an average fan talking about his playbook to him is like a junior high kid talking about Einstein's equations of relativity.
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:16 pm to
I agree and would retort that obviously our players don't understand it either
Posted by LuzianaFootball
Bay Area
Member since Dec 2008
7846 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:16 pm to
That MF will wiggle and squeak right by that sht and start talking about the real quality group of young men and coaches who seem to have that want all of a sudden.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162231 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:17 pm to
quote:


"Why does Leonard Fournette get hit so much? "

Because he is a running back you moron
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

"Why do you think LSU has always been ranked at the bottom of the NCAA in passing?"


you need to modify this but I like the idea. be specific. "why do you think LSU has been struggling in the passing game the last 3 years"?
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10135 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:19 pm to
Without using the word quality, can you describe how our next appointment is looking heading into the next game?
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
53774 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

you need to modify this but I like the idea. be specific. "why do you think LSU has been struggling in the passing game the last 8 years"?


FIFY
Posted by Datbayoubengal
Port City
Member since Sep 2009
26663 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:19 pm to
Les, why have we been one of the worst passing offenses in the country the past 7 years?
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36660 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

"Les, why do you think Baylor scores so many points?


Bringing up Baylor is the wrong thing to do. Les Miles has proven time and time that his style owns Baylor type teams (WVU, Oregon, Tech, ect)



Posted by jacquespene8
Nashville, TN
Member since Sep 2007
4144 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:26 pm to
Why is Alabama gonna rack up 12 yards a carry against us in the fourth quarter?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61272 posts
Posted on 9/9/16 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

you need to modify this but I like the idea. be specific. "why do you think LSU has been struggling in the passing game the last 3 years"?


I phrased it that way because he can't deny the factual number rankings. He can step around a more "objective" term like "struggling".


He can't deny that we are ranked in the bottom 30 teams of the NCAA in passing attempts/yards/completions/passing TDs etc.

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