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Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:18 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66440 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:18 pm
I once heard that in high school, when Cam Newton was playing defense ...

He tackled the opposing team's QB so hard that they quit on the spot
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38736 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:19 pm to
Breast Cancer has a month dedicated to him.
Posted by DEG
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2009
10533 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:20 pm to
He farts and the applause is deafening
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:21 pm to
He once legally purchased a laptop just to see how it felt.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22011 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:22 pm to
Cam Newton pees sitting down...
Posted by Bandits
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2008
3170 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:22 pm to
He is the Auburn team and says so on a regular basis.
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
71732 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:23 pm to
i heard he routinely goes through the 20 items or less line with 21 items

Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13305 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:24 pm to
quote:


i heard he routinely goes through the 20 items or less line with 21 items


Posted by SouthernMan
Charlotte
Member since Nov 2008
1380 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

Cam Newton pees sitting down...


That's just another reason those who know him best refer to him as CAM'l Toe!
Posted by ztucke2
Fort Worth
Member since Oct 2010
2125 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:25 pm to
Cam Newton broke the law so bad even UF thought he was too hardcore. (Seriously, he did)
This post was edited on 10/20/10 at 12:26 pm
Posted by Tigersomething
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
419 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:27 pm to
He bought a stolen laptop, just to prove the law of gravity.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73503 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:28 pm to
He stole the Dos Equis guy's laptop.
Posted by TigerNAtux
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
17112 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:29 pm to
He's so great, he's never "tooken" any hard shots!
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:30 pm to
Cam once put up only 17 points against miss st just to see what it felt like.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162225 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:30 pm to
Cam Newton rarely replaces the roll of toilet paper, but when he does he makes sure that it runs down the back side.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
20014 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:34 pm to
Nabisco is considering the Cam Newton, with extra fruity filling.
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5223 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

He once legally purchased a laptop just to see how it felt.


Posted by Elle a shoe
Watson, LA
Member since May 2009
844 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:39 pm to
I hear his tears cure cancer, hopefully we'll find out Saturday.
Posted by Will Munny
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
3077 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Nabisco is considering the Cam Newton, with extra fruity filling.


extra fruity
Posted by bbolti1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1212 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:54 pm to
I heard that the laptop wasn't the only thing Cam Newton threw out the window. He threw the playbook out too since the only play you need is Cam Newton.
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