Alleva ... #BinderBlinders ... let's see how this plays out.

When the negotiations got to brass tacks, Alleva told both Herman and Jimbo that he had his coach, Coach Eaux of the Binder. Now we will see just what actually comes to fruition as laid out in said Binder.

1. Aranda as DC? .... 'handshake deal' at this point, usually Alleva's kryptonite.
2. Kiffin as OC? .... allegedly, has already told LSU it's a no-go, after stringing Alleva along in the Eaux Train for the last month.
3. Lock down the state? .... LB Chris Allen chuckles in our general direction as he packs for Bama.

Can we at least axe this joke of an AD? As big of a joke as this HC hire has the potential to be, I hope Eaux hits several improbable HRs and LSU pulls out of The Decline. But, regardless, Alleva is getting played like a middle school recorder and needs to go.