Aggie Joke Thread

OK, it's Monday. LSU plays the aTm Aggies on Saturday. Time to move forward.

Post your favorite Aggie jokes here. I'll start with ten that I copied and pasted from somewhere else.

#1 There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some LSU students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.
The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"

#2 Did you hear about the Aggie who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

He was so proud of the award that he decided to get it bronzed.

#3 You heard about the aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. The aggie decided to lighten the load by jettisoning some fuel.

#4 How do you get an TEXAS A & M graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

#5 A TEXAS A & M football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.

#6 What do you get when you breed a ground hog and an TEXAS A & M football player?

Six more weeks of bad football.

#7 It was reported that a small two seater airplane crashed in a cemetery near Texas A&M campus located in College Station Tx. early this morning. So far, the Aggie fire dept. has recovered 300 bodies and they're still digging. Further developments will be posted.

#8 Why don't Aggies use 911 in an emergency?

Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.

#9 Did you hear about the skeleton they just found in an old building at College Station?

It was the 1938 hide and seek champion.

#10 What are the best four years of a TEXAS A & M student's life?

Third grade.