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Nicknames for all 22 recruits

Posted on 2/8/11 at 1:35 am
Posted by UVALAW2014
Member since Jan 2011
30 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 1:35 am
When it's 1 AM in the morning and you can't sleep, this is what pops into your head.

Jonah Austin- The Whale, he's massive and Jonah the Whale, seems logical

Odell "Bend it Like" Beckham Jr

Jalen Collins- The Olive Branch Petition

La'el Collins- Flapjack, cause he'll pancake block yo arse

Micah Eugene- The Hebrew Headhunter

James Hairston- Hair, fairly obvious, seems to have hair Tony Kornheiser would fawn over

Kenny "Downhill" Hilliard

David Jenkins- The Hebron Hammer (admit it, that's clever)

Anthony Johnson- Freak seems to have caught on

Micky "Mouse" Johnson

Jarvis Landry- Marv'lous Jarvis

Alonzo Lewis- Hercules, mostly due to his ridiculous muscular body (that sounded sorta gay...)

Terrence Magee- Mr. Miyagi

Ronald "McDonald" Martin (Ok I'm getting lazy now, sue me, I should be sleeping)

Zach Mettenberger- The savior

Trevon Randle- The Notorious OLB

Jermauria Rasco- The rascal... sort of lame help me out here, I'm getting tired

Stephen Rivers- The Greek (he's from Athens)

"San" Quentin Thomas

Paul "the Burner" Turner

Trai Turner- The New Orleans Mauler

Corey "It don't matter if you're black or" White

Maybe I can sleep now...
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7958 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 1:38 am to
You should have gone to sleep a half hour ago.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85813 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 1:40 am to
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The Hebrew Headhunter





some will be offended by that
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Hercules, mostly due to his ridiculous muscular body (that sounded sorta gay...)

ya think?
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Zach Mettenberger- The savior



Crap....




Posted by Analyze That
ThereAndBackAgain
Member since Nov 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 1:42 am to
Jarvis Landry- Marv'lous Jarvis

I like this one
Posted by offdacorner
Member since Feb 2009
1853 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 1:46 am to
quote:

Jonah Austin- The Whale, he's massive and Jonah the Whale, seems logical

Nah.

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James Hairston- Hair, fairly obvious, seems to have hair Tony Kornheiser would fawn over

Kornheiser's a woman in men's attire.


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Zach Mettenberger- The savior

Yet to be seen--but let's hope so.


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Maybe I can sleep now...


I would tell you to take yo arse to bed--but I'm drunk so what do I know?

This hangover's gonna be a monster!
Posted by supamario627
The Dark Side of The Moon
Member since Aug 2009
2120 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 4:48 am to
what about J. Hill???

This post was edited on 2/8/11 at 4:49 am
Posted by Third Degrre Bern
Member since Dec 2010
652 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 7:22 am to
Ron Jeremy Hill??
This post was edited on 2/8/11 at 7:22 am
Posted by paperstreet
Member since Feb 2011
7434 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 7:53 am to
Dear God..
Posted by Third Degrre Bern
Member since Dec 2010
652 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 8:32 am to
Which recruit you think should be dear God? This is not Auburn...
Posted by ItTakesAThief
Scottsdale, Arizona
Member since Dec 2009
9202 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 8:34 am to

You really should have been sleeping.

Those are silly nicknames.
Posted by ItsThatDude12
Giving out Mercy Knees
Member since Apr 2009
9927 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 8:35 am to
:spitscoffee:
Posted by LSUfan007700
Democratic Party
Member since Sep 2007
2528 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Trevon Randle- The Notorious OLB



nice
Posted by apostel tiger
Member since Nov 2010
204 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 11:50 am to
"San" Quentin Thomas, be nice lol!
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16154 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

Ron Jeremy Hill??


hey-ooooooo
Posted by Tiger Phanatick
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2008
4103 posts
Posted on 2/8/11 at 12:52 pm to
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Odell "Bend it Like" Beckham Jr


Good one. Everytime he makes a play you can yell that.

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Jalen Collins- The Olive Branch Petition


Too much thought involved. good start

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La'el Collins- Flapjack, cause he'll pancake block yo arse


Sounds like a cast member from porkys. he may not like that one.

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Micah Eugene- The Hebrew Headhunter


Will offend some bu t i love it. Ranked in the top 5 of all what you did.

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Kenny "Downhill" Hilliard


I like it but what if Hill Signs. too much room for error.

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David Jenkins- The Hebron Hammer (admit it, that's clever)


I will shorten it to Hammer. but i love it. You could play off of Jena as well. Easily my fav.

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Micky "Mouse" Johnson


Anotehr good one. but i like Mighty mouse better. he is smaller and super strong. good one.

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Jarvis Landry- Marv'lous Jarvis


Great one. Top 5.

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Terrence Magee- Mr. Miyagi


?????? I dont know what it means actually. its a word play with no value.



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Zach Mettenberger- The savior


Truth and i like it.

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Jermauria Rasco- The rascal... sort of lame help me out here, I'm getting tired


Someone said Rascal Flatts last week. I like that one.

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Corey "It don't matter if you're black or" White



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