re: Calling all NBA 2k14ers

5Deep. rename this thread to the NBA2K14 MyPlayer Discussion thread. I love reading these and bitching about MyPlayer.



You bitches got it easy.
I'm a 6'4" Athletic PG drafted by the 76'ers.
I was originally drafted by the Bucks, but then I started over. frick that lol.

It took me probably 25-30 games to get into the starting line-up. Pretty infuriating when Coach would put me in the 4th quarter and tell me, "this is your big opportunity, win us this game" okay. we are down 20+ points with 8 minutes left coach and you're playing me with the 76'ers bench. WTF could you possibly expect to be the outcome of this situation? I failed that about 3 times, but was still eventually put into the starting lineup because I was the only shot we had at winning.

I'm not exactly a scoring PG. I'm more of a drop 15 assists, 6 rebounds, 2 blocks, 2 steals type of player...... and 15 points if I'm hot. I haven't invested much in my offensive game. Except midrange. I got a decent midrange. I can knock them down with a set shot and open.

But lets back this train up a bit..... 10+ assists per game.......for the fricking 76'ers. just think about that. They don't have a single shooter worth a shite. Evan Turner has been out half the season. Jason Richardson couldn't hit the side of a barn from 3pt-land. Motherfricker needs to retire. Noel is in the game, but shoots about 30% from within 5 ft, seriously. All Thadeus Young can do is dunk. Absolutely no jumpshot. Michael Carter Williams can only make layups and dunk the ball from time to time. And they all just stand at the edge of the perimeter waiting for me to make something happen. Luckily my dribbling, ball-handling, and passing skills are nearly maxed out.

I mean I'm fricked offensively. Spencer Hawes is pretty decent for me. He'll get a new fricking contract just for me being on the team.

Defensively. Miserable. Can't rebound. It's always, "Allow your man to score" even tho that's not my assignment. I guess they are all my assignments because we can't play fricking team defense. And transition defense, forget about it. They'll just give up the dunk, oop, or layup rather than run the court.

Coach won't call plays, if they do. They suck. And it ends up being a missed 3 by Richardson or Young jacking up some midrange jumper at the shotclock buzzer that he'll never make.

So I do a lot of screen and rolls with Noel, Hawes, Allen, and Young. I either get into the paint for a quick dump or layup or they sometimes will actually roll to the basket instead of away from the basket for a dunk.

I think we've won 6 games this season. Unless I damn near go for a triple double. We don't have a chance in frick to beat teams like the Bobcats, Bucks, Timberwolves, Suns, Kings. We get blown out by Miami, Indiana, Houston, etc. At least I start now. And yeah. Young trying to convince me to be his Batman/Stockton/Pippen. frick that. Young you go practice 10ft jumpshots and making wide open layups and I'll consider it. Otherwise this shite show is going to be a shite show ran by me while i slowly improve my offense.

I also love it when my Twitter followers in Philly will absolutely blast me for 4-5 turnovers a game yet i'm dropping 15+ assists in the last few games. Forget that fact that me passing the ball and making plays is THE ONLY SHOT IN HELL we have of winning games and I am dropping ridiculous assist #'s. Let's bitch him out over social media about turnovers because my teammates can't catch oops and can't catch bounce passes when they are wide open.

Ohh, and shockingly enough I average 1 technical a game for cussing thru my kinect.