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re: FBD- Annual Beer-A-Palooza

Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by List Eater
Htown
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Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

No8Easy2
Let ride

Posted by Kim Jong Ir
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:37 pm to
Cheers! Sleep well
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:43 pm to
In a trying time, the ethos evaporating around us, discoveries shaking men to their core….these are the threads I come to feel seen. Thank you champions for imbibing publicly and bringing respect to competing booze hounding.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:45 pm to
NBD

Posted by drbaseball
Member since May 2013
389 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:49 pm to
Update as of 10:45PM CST

7:29 AM - FBD (11% ABV stout)
7:59 AM - 2BD (IPA)
8:21 AM - 3BD (pale ale)
8:43 AM - 4BD (sour)
9:17 AM - 5BD (IPA)
9:46 AM - 6BD (16 oz sour)
10:12 AM - 7BD (16 oz golden ale)
10:51 AM - 8BD (16 oz IPA)
11:13 AM - 9BD (sour)
11:36 AM - 10BD (16 oz stout)
12:12 PM - 11BD (gose)
12:38 PM - 12BD (16 oz sour)
12:51 PM - 13BD (16 oz IPA)
1:25 PM - 14BD (16 oz 10% ABV ale along with a doobie )
2:00 PM - 15BD (16 oz IPA with a 100 rating on Beer Advocate )
2:34 PM - 16BD (16 oz sour)
2:55 PM - 17/18BD (Correction *25.4oz 11% ABV Belgian strong ale)
3:32 PM - 19BD (pale ale)
3:53 PM - 20BD (16 oz IPA)
4:24 PM - 21BD (16 oz IPA)
4:54 PM - 22BD (gose)
5:19 PM - 23BD (IPA)
5:51 PM - 24BD (16 oz 10% ABV beer)
6:14 PM - 25BD (gose)
6:58 PM - 26BD (IPA)
7:33 PM - 27BD (pale ale)
8:04 PM - 28/29BD (Correction *25.4oz 11% ABV Belgian quad ale) (Counts as 2)
9:04 PM - 30BD (IPA)
9:29 PM - 31BD (pale ale)
10:00PM - 32BD (16oz ale)
10:31PM - 33BD (pale ale)

*Corrections to original number 17 and 28/29. Both of these beers were the Parish Brewing bottles that were 25.4oz each. Since they’re over 20oz and 24oz, they both count as 2 bringing the total up to 33.

May your bowels forever be liquid and your liver not jaundice
This post was edited on 7/13/21 at 11:00 pm
Posted by Jelly Clown Johnson
Member since Jan 2021
770 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:51 pm to
4BD


Posted by Jelly Clown Johnson
Member since Jan 2021
770 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:54 pm to
No8, No8, No8!

1 more!


Posted by No8Easy2
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Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:57 pm to
Nite cap me luv all ya MFers

And
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
20986 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

Parish Beer in the bottle clearly says 1 pint 9.4 ounces which is 25.4oz which means it counts as 2 beers


He drank 2 of those today. So technically he’s at 33 beers.

But No8 won’t claim them. He will count them as 1 beer.
Posted by Jelly Clown Johnson
Member since Jan 2021
770 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 11:03 pm to
Posted by drbaseball
Member since May 2013
389 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 11:03 pm to
I was actually correcting that probably as you were typing back to me lol. I went back and saw he drank 2. Whether or not No8 counts them or not, that’s what the rules are, so they technically will count as 2. But even if he wants to say 31 and a lil night cap, that’s one helluva run. I’d have been napping somewhere around 10
Posted by BitBuster
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2017
1441 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 7:31 am to
33 beers 12oz and 16oz (counting the 2 25oz as 2 beers)beers for a total of 448oz (3.5 gal of beer)

There were a few 11%ers and a few low abv goses/sours, most were high % IPAs. For the sake of simplicity, lets say the average abv is 8%. Not counting the nightcap, he's ingested 35.84oz of pure ethanol over a 14 hour span.

In general, the liver can process 10 grams of alcohol per hour. In freedom units, that's .353 oz/hr. Unless he sweats and breathes a lot, it will take his liver approx 101.52 hours to process that alcohol, starting when he started drinking yesterday.

TL:DR No8Easy2 won't completely sober up from this until sometime Friday.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
21375 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:07 am to
quote:

No8Easy2 won't completely sober up from this until sometime Friday.


Well he signed off at 10:57 PM saying he'd see us in 10 hours. That's in roughly 50 minutes from now.

If he appears the way I'm anticipating, with more BDs, then you'll have to push that timeframe back a tad.
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