Need ideas for revenge. My buddy is mocking me with meme jokes

This a-hole found old HS pictures and thinks he's hilarious...

I told him I was going to make three and he could pick which one goes on his FB wall or I'll post all three.

Problem is I'm driving for another hour and can't search for the newspaper headlines, embarrassing photos, magazine covers, etc. that I can shop him into...

I'm hoping the board can give me some material.

He's now a firefighter but used to fake bake and wear pucca shell necklaces in HS...

OH! and he got the SOBE lizards tattooed on his calf because he just saw the design and liked it... Didn't know it was a drink logo...

I CANNOT let this dude think he "got me".

...I just can't.