Fark request - self portrait

Hi all. Just some back story here, I have to shave my face every day for work sans the moustache. Given the current enviroment and lack of face-to-face meetings, I've taken the opportunity to test my moustache-growing abilities. My dad used to grow a bushy stache, so I thought it would be in my genes. 2 months in, and it hasn't been going great. Last night, while drinking at the lake, I thought it would be a good idea to take a picture to comemorate the coronavirus era to look back on (it's in NELA so our camp is pretty redneck). I was hoping to combine the picture with an old-style self-portrait (my head farked on the picture). Is there anyone who can help me with this request?:





Feel free to do whatever else you will with the pic also.