Won my league. Here is my victory "speech"

Now this is the story all about how
Our league got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, don’t worry have a ball
I’ll tell you how I became the King of fantasy football

In west New Orleans is where I reside
Researching stats on the computer is where I spend most of my days


Stressing over injuries and match-ups like a fool
Studying coaching strategies so much, it felt like I was in school
There were couple of teams, they really were no good
Why bother showing up, must've been people from Cade’s hood
Had both my quarterbacks go down in week number 1 and I was getting sick
Then I said “I got no worries, I’ll just pick up Vick”

I thought I was screwed when bye weeks came near
I picked up Bowe and never looked in the mirror
If anything I could say that this team was rare
I feel sorry for you fools, it wasn’t even fair

I pulled up scores last night around seven or eight
And I yelled out to Mikey “damn dude, I’m really great!”
I went to sleep happy, knowing I was better than all
Yeah, that’s kind of cocky, but I can say it because I’m the King of fantasy football.



Sent this to a couple of guys in my league. One is upset because I'm gloating. What the hell is ffb about if not to rag on your friends when you beat them.