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I lift up your shirt and place my ice cold hand on your warm stomach.

Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:46 pm
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Surprise!
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Booyah
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quote:

I lift up your shirt and place my ice cold hand on your warm stomach.


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That's not how babies are made
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Unzips pants
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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A/s/l?
Posted by saint amant steve
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Is this some kinky foreplay that you and your boyfriend are into?
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Posted by S
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:52 pm to
am i a chick?

Bc if not then that's gay, baw.
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:58 pm to
I am caressing ur breast
Posted by fr33manator
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a/s/l?

Wanna cyber?
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Posted by fr33manator
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I unzip your bra and tickle your nipple clit with my index finger.

You moan "Oh Oh I am having one right now".

You have like 7 orgasms in a row b/c I am that good and you are like "oohhhh baby that was the best ever you are the best at making sex. Also cool and funny and don't look stupid."
Posted by northshorebamaman
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 5:10 pm to
I fondle your big beautiful boobs which from now on you will refer to as your juggs.
Posted by roguetiger15
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 5:13 pm to
Oh Heather baby. Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 5:42 pm to
I slowly take your hand and look longingly into your eyes. I grip your hand tight and you can't get away. This has been a long time coming. We both know it.

The anticipation is killing me. You feel a feeling that starts to consume you, but you don't know what it is.
I tell you that you're going to be alright. We'll both remember this night for a very long time. You're going to be alright.

A slight but creepy grin crosses my face and there is a flash of delight in my eyes.

You try to pull back, but I won't let you. I have you now.

Still gripping your hand tightly you see a look in my eyes of pure jubilation.

The look in your eyes is unrestrained terror. You realize something is horribly wrong.

I slowly take my freshly sharpened butchers knife out of my bag. This will be the last time that goddamn ice cold hand of yours touches me or anyone else.

Those words echo in your ears as the literal truth of my soothing statement horrifyingly splits through your brain. I start to slowly saw at your left hand and those words repeat in your head. "You're going to be alright," I said. "All right."
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 5:48 pm
Posted by whit
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I love that movie!!!
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*rolls d20*

its super effective!
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 6:00 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:30 pm to


Imagine, if you will, The late 80s. Imagine you are driving down at forsaken stretch of Texas Highway. You stop off at a bar to have a few drinks to slake your perishing thirst.

The beers are cool and go down quick. The tequila goes to your head a little quicker.

You resume your lonely drive. It's dark. A million white lines have been left behind you and it seems there are a million more up ahead. The road never ends.

Suddenly you see a woman walking down the shoulder. Long dark hair, I tattered dress, and threadbare sandals. You slow to a stop just past her, motioning her to get in.

Hesitantly she enters and sits in the passenger seat. She looks to be one of those Anglo Mexican half breeds so common in the area. A rough looking 30, rode hard and put up wet.

you resume your drive on the dark and desolate highway with your passenger.

Maybe it's the booze. Maybe it's the moon. Maybe it's just some weird thing. Maybe it's you. But somewhere on that lonely stretch things get hairy. You can only remember it in dreams. Or nightmares.

You hadn't seen headlights other than your own for dozens of miles.

You remember going in for a kiss, then that love of repulsion in the back of your throat. Then the rages your hands wrapped around her throat and begin to squeeze. How she struggled how she screamed in the endless night, and no one came, no one heard but you.

You remember the warm wetness of the blood spatter and you as the hammer came down over and over. You remember throwing the body of your shoulder length and lifeless. You could still feel the rivulets of blood run down your back as you walked through the sagebrush and the cacti.

I would scratch at you and tour at your clothes. Do you remember the feeling of the shovel biting into dry dirt as you dug the hole. You remember the howl of some animal in the distance.

You remember the warmth of the fire as you burned your clothes. How cool the night air felt as you walked nearly naked back to your vehicle. And the next thing you remember is waking up in some dingy South Texas hotel. Life went on.

Maybe it's that dark men are drawn to that dark place...

Or maybe it's the place that draws out the darkness in men's hearts.

Regardless, the sand there drinks blood and eats bones...

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