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re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard!

Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:15 pm to
"Well, tell that to my stupid agent."
"You have an agent?"
"Oh no no no, that's just an expression, but once I get the part, I'll be beating them off."
Posted by The Seaward
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
11345 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:43 pm to
Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51617 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:51 pm to


quote:


Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Buster and GOB find themselves closer than ever.

The Literal Doctor: Good news, we've removed the hook and there's been no damage.

Gob: [as Buster gets up and leaves] Oh thank god!

The Literal Doctor: Unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your arse.


quote:

Lucille: [the family is waiting for news on Buster from a very literal doctor] How's my son?

The Literal Doctor: He's going to be all right.
Lindsay Funke: Finally some good news from this guy.

George Michael Bluth: There's no other way to take that.

The Literal Doctor: That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.

Lucille: But you said he was all right.

The Literal Doctor: Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."

Lucille: [Jumping on the doctor] You son of a bitch. I hate this doctor.

Lindsay Funke: How do we keep getting this guy?

Michael: Mom, he's a very literal man.

The Literal Doctor: Yes, that's more the way I would take the news.


quote:


Lindsay Bluth Fünke: [Tobias was run over by a car] How is he?

The Literal Doctor: It looks like he's dead.
[everyone gasps in shock]

Michael Bluth: Wait, is he really dead or does it look like he's dead?

The Literal Doctor: It looks like he's dead. He's covered in blue paint or something.
[everyone starts shouting and throwing things at him]


quote:

The Literal Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid there's nothing more that I can do.
[everyone gasps]

Michael: Let him keep talking.

The Literal Doctor: Because Dr. Stein has been assigned to your case.

This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 2:53 pm
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49489 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by BobbyGoulet
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
3703 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 5:13 pm to


I love when he sees the (tr)actor magazine, and opens to th PARTS PARTS PARTS section
"Oh, look at all these PARTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 5:13 pm to
Honestly its an all around Arrested Development Quote thread. No need to only quote Tobias.

Barry: You don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
Gob: What were you doing there?
Barry: Wow, you should be the lawyer.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 5:22 pm to
Wait, my giant quote thread a month ago isn't enough for you people?
























C'mon, don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hanging.
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51617 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 6:31 pm to
We need these threads once a week.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:11 pm to
I had no idea Netflix renewed this show and they are doing a movie time to start it over again and laugh my arse off
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112238 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

I had no idea Netflix renewed this show and they are doing a movie time to start it over again and laugh my arse off


Is it comfortable under that rock youve been living?
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:31 pm to
I have no clue how that one got past me, but I tell u, what a fricking awesome surprise
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