re: Why LSU will lose every game for the next ten years

James Carville gives lame pregame speeches on national television..

Jarrett Lee has an unreal passer rating..

Joe Mckinght went to USC..

Miles can't wear a hat correctly..

Miles beat Oklahoma twice..

It never rains in Tiger Stadium..

We have a damn strong football team..

Gas prices..

Herpes..

This stupid violin emoticon..

And this banana for good measure..