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re: What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

Posted on 11/28/21 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
2966 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 2:02 pm to
Find the gravesites of every radical democrat, and take daily dumps on them.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11825 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 2:05 pm to
Remove the unlock code from my phone.
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
20927 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 2:37 pm to
No one to stop me, I would have a car collection that would make Jay Leno proud...
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
307 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 2:59 pm to
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Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14836 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 3:00 pm to
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Masturbate a lot.


I don’t know you but from your posts this wouldn’t be much a change in your current behavior.
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
307 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 3:17 pm to
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Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16262 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 4:15 pm to
It depends.

One question first - How cold is Paige Spiranac’s body when I discover this?
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8193 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 4:25 pm to
quote:


Augusta National
Pine Valley
Cypress Point
Brandon Dunes


Unless you have some impressive landscaping skills, you’re on like a week long clock for this one.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27177 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 4:27 pm to
I'd reflect on the cosmic comedy that I was somehow destined to be the last human being alive. Then I'd smoke a pack of cigarettes while washing a bottle of pain killers down with bourbon.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14911 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 4:50 pm to
Find a supercar and go 200+ with my middle finger up, yank it while standing atop the empire state building, cry, yank it again and take a nap.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16262 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Find a supercar and go 200+ with my middle finger up, yank it while standing atop the empire state building, cry, yank it again and take a nap.





Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11367 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 5:39 pm to
Visit a bunch of national parks for free and drink moonshine.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 5:42 pm to
Three words

Sex.

Robot.

Factory.
Posted by Ezra Reed
Member since Jul 2020
1010 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 5:47 pm to


Walk down Gardere at night.....without a gun.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21539 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 6:01 pm to
Practically speaking I would drive everywhere I wanted to go. No boats or planes. I would map out the nuclear reactors and try to stay a hundred miles away and carry a radioactive detector in my car. There's not much use in having gold etc. but i'd probably bury stashes in a lot of places. I'd be paranoid for a while, thinking I wasn't the only one and worried about getting ambushed, so I'd have lots of weapons. If I settled down it would be in warm climate and like the tv show I'd put "come to xxx" on signs in your are a female, and "come to YYY" if you're a male. YYY would be on the other side of the country. but don't think that would work, really. If penned up animals were still alive I'd free alot of them, cows and horses, etc., knowing the cows may not make it. Would probably find out where the buffalos roam and let all them suckers go, they've been penned up way too long. Freeing fenced in animals might just be my calling. We'll see. I'll let yall know.
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
2851 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 6:37 pm to
Imagine having a stroke and surviving while being the last person on earth. Now that would suck.
Posted by Texas Ram
Member since Sep 2020
1120 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 6:51 pm to
Bring Trump back from the dead.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
9464 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 7:07 pm to
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could probably spend a few months just busting open safe deposit boxes. Probably near an “old money” city. There’s gotta be some interesting stuff in some of them.


Had a lawyer tell me one time that he was working on the estate of an old guy who died and got to open his safety deposit box. It had a pair of panties and a partial used roll of duct tape in it. This was in a very small town. Never knew who it was or what became of it.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1422 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 7:23 pm to
Blow shite up...


Posted by Miner
Birmingport
Member since Nov 2017
983 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

One question first - How cold is Paige Spiranac’s body when I discover this?






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